In the vast tapestry of entrepreneurship, a certain Jason Calacanis, an American with a penchant for investing, has once more directed his verbal arrows at the noble Strategy, holder of the enigmatic Bitcoin. 🏹
Calacanis, in his infinite wisdom, has decreed that Strategy should be valued less than the very coins it holds, for it is burdened by the yoke of debt. He further muses that the poor souls who call themselves MSTR shareholders are but dreamers, for they do not possess the keys to their digital treasures. 🗝️
“Ah, for every Bitcoin purchased,” he laments, “there is a soul who deems their coins better placed elsewhere, or perhaps they whisper that Saylor is a spendthrift.” 🚀
Yet, in a twist of irony, Calacanis declares he would not dare to short such a stock, for even he believes it could soar to the heavens for a time. 🕊️
In other news, as U.Today has so diligently reported, Calacanis has stirred the nest of XRP enthusiasts by branding their beloved token as a “centralized” security. Oh, the scandal! 🐦
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