Oh look, MicroStrategy just went minimalist! They’ve officially chopped off the “Micro” and are now just “Strategy.” 🎉
This company, born in the glory days of 1989, is like that friend who’s always trying to one-up you. Now they’re the largest Bitcoin holder with a wallet worth a casual $46 billion. NBD. 🤑
Their new logo? A big, shiny “B.” Because, you know, Bitcoin. Subtle. 😏
Michael Saylor, the co-founder, was dropping hints about this rebrand like it’s hot all day. 🔥
Remember when this software firm was like that dotcom bubble party guest who showed up, made a splash, and then vanished? Well, they’re back, and now they’re all about that Bitcoin life. 📈
But let’s be real, their identity is still as confusing as trying to use their software to order a bucket of KFC. 🍗
Joe Weisenthal from Bloomberg had the perfect take: “Strategy’s website is like that friend who gets a trendy haircut but still wears the same old clothes.” 🤣
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