Oh, how the mighty have fallen for the shiny coin! 🤑 This mad dash to amass Bitcoin among the corporate elite suggests they’ve found a new religion: the Church of Cryptocurrency. Just last week, five such pious companies added 7,349 BTC to their coffers, as if they were stocking up on gold in a dragon’s lair.
Leading this cult of accumulation is Strategy (MSTR), with a hoard of 506,137 BTC that would make Smaug jealous. 🐉 Their Bitcoin binge has left competitors in the dust, like Marathon Digital (MARA) with a mere 46,374 BTC, and Riot Platforms (RIOT) with a paltry 18,692 BTC. Such commitment to this digital deity!
Even the mighty Tesla, purveyor of electric chariots, clings to its 11,509 BTC like a cherished relic. Cleanspark (CLSK) and Hut 8 (HUT) vie for the title of Bitcoin bishop, with 11,177 BTC and 10,237 BTC respectively. And Coinbase (COIN), the exchange extraordinaire, holds 9,480 BTC, as if to say, “Bitcoin is the future, and we have spoken!”
But wait, there’s more! Block (formerly Square) has 8,485 BTC, proving that even in the digital age, faith can move mountains—or at least digital ones. Galaxy Digital (GLXY) and Bitcoin Group SE (BTGGF) join the fray with 4,848 BTC and 3,605 BTC respectively, while Metaplanet adds 3,350 BTC to its collection, as if it were a fashionable accessory.
Even the likes of Semler Scientific (SMLR), Hive Digital (HIVE), and Cango (CANG) are jumping on the Bitcoin bandwagon, with 3,192 BTC, 2,620 BTC, and 1,944 BTC respectively. Exodus (EXOD) and BitFuFu (FUFU) are also getting in on the action, with 1,900 BTC and 1,800 BTC, proving that Bitcoin fever is as contagious as the common cold.
This Bitcoin bonanza is a testament to the corporate world’s belief in the cryptocurrency’s enduring value. As they continue to stockpile this digital gold, it seems Bitcoin’s place in the financial pantheon is all but guaranteed. 🤑📈
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2025-03-25 11:43