In a move that can only be described as “irresponsibly thrilling,” Metaplanet, a Japanese public company of discerning taste, has seen fit to issue a staggering 2 billion yen ($13.3 million) in zero-interest bonds. The raison d’être for this fiscal daring-do? To indulge in a spot of Bitcoin shopping, naturally! 🛍️ After all, as the inimitable CEO Simon Gerovich so eloquently put it, one must always be “buying the dip.” 🤣
And what a dip it was! Earlier today, the capricious Bitcoin price slumped to a positively pedestrian intraday low of $81,362. One can almost hear the Metaplanet boardroom echoing with the phrase, “Now, now, my friends, is the time to strike…our wallets, that is!” 💸
For those keeping score, Metaplanet’s latest Bitcoin acquisition (a modest 150 BTC, announced on March 24, courtesy of U.Today) has catapulted the company to the pinnacle of Asian Bitcoin holders. It now outranks the erstwhile champions, Boyaa Interactive and Cango, in a dazzling display of cryptocurrency one-upmanship. 🏆
The numbers, dear reader, are nothing short of astonishing: Metaplanet now proudly possesses $267 million worth of Bitcoin, eclipsing even the US-based Semler Scientific. One wonders if they’ll be throwing a party to celebrate this digital treasure trove… 🎉
And yet, in a twist that would leave even the most seasoned melodramatist agog, Metaplanet’s shares have responded to this announcement by doing the unthinkable: they’ve plummeted by 8.03%. Meanwhile, Japan’s Nikkei index has taken a similarly dismal plunge, sinking by 4% to its lowest ebb in nearly eight long months, all amidst the backdrop of escalating global trade tensions. Ah, the eternal enigma of the market: where logic goes to die, it seems. 🤯
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2025-03-31 10:31