In a rather amusing proclamation, the co-founder of Ethereum and exalted chairman of SharpLink, Joseph Lubin, recently asserted that packing treasuries with ETH might yield more power than the venerable Bitcoin‘s cold embrace. Ah, who knew numbers could be so spicy?
Speaking to Bloomberg—because, where else would one share such groundbreaking thoughts?—Lubin, the ever-watchful custodian of ETH’s treasure trove, revealed that SharpLink is tapping into the fine art of accumulation à la Michael Saylor. Yes, the man who devours Bitcoin as if it were his last meal!
“Michael’s expertise is commendable,” he mused, “but let’s be honest—leveraging Ether is akin to revving a Ferrari while others are in a horse-drawn cart. Ether is not just a pretty face; it’s productive, yielding a delightful harvest of assets!”
“Every single day, we are scooping up capital like children with candy, converting it into Ether quicker than one can say ‘blockchain,’ and staking it with finesse—all while sipping on DeFi milkshakes to maximize those juicy yields. Who wouldn’t want to grow their Ether garden?”
Lubin remains confident that they’ll stack Ether faster than hotcakes at a Sunday brunch, leaving any sluggish Bitcoin ventures in the dust. Well, it appears they are the “early birds” in the crypto world—though one must wonder if the worms are particularly tasty!
The cherry on top? SharpLink is on a daily treasure hunt, gathering ETH with the fervor of a child collecting Pokémon cards. Can you hear the excitement making its rounds?
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2025-07-29 23:32