Crypto Chaos: $63M in 13 Projects-DigiFT Leads with $11M! ๐Ÿ’ธ

The week of August 17-23, 2025, witnessed a modest $63.77 million in crypto funding across 13 projects, with DigiFTโ€™s $11 million strategic round leading the charge, as if one were to lead a parade of financial whimsy. ๐Ÿง 

TECH, and Legion-projects so obscure, theyโ€™d make a librarian weep. ๐Ÿ“š

Multi-chain and cross-ecosystem projects dominated this weekโ€™s funding as per Crypto Fundraising data, a testament to the industryโ€™s unending quest for complexity. ๐ŸŒ€

Hereโ€™s a detailed overview of this weekโ€™s crypto funding activity, where dreams of wealth are as fleeting as a cryptocurrencyโ€™s value: ๐Ÿงจ

DigiFT

  • DigiFT raised $11 million in a Strategic round-perhaps a strategic move to outshine its competitors, who are presumably busy counting their losses. ๐Ÿšจ
  • Investors include SBI Holdings, Mirana Ventures, and Offchain Labs-three entities so wealthy, they could fund a moon colony. ๐ŸŒ•
  • DigiFT has raised a total of $21.5 million-enough to buy a small island, if only the island were willing to accept crypto. ๐Ÿ๏ธ
  • The project is a regulated DeFi exchange-regulated, of course, by the same rules that govern a toddlerโ€™s bedtime. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿšจ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—™๐—ง ๐—–๐—น๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐˜๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น-๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ช๐—” ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ-led by ๐—ฆ๐—•๐—œ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€, Japan’s largest financial group!

This round-alongside @mirana, @OffchainLabs, @0xPolygon, Yunqi Partners, and techโ€ฆ

– DigiFT (@DigiFTTech) August 21, 2025

Irys

  • Irys secured $10 million in a Series A round-proof that even datachains need a little cash to keep ticking. โฑ๏ธ
  • The investment was backed by CoinFund, Hypersphere, and Tykhe Ventures-three names so vague, they might as well be code for โ€œI have no idea.โ€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  • The datachain platform raised a total of $18.7 million-enough to build a spaceship, if only it were less… data-heavy. ๐Ÿš€

Block Earner

  • Raised $8 million in a Series A round-$8 million, a sum so paltry, itโ€™s practically a joke. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Fully diluted valuation of $75 million-because nothing says โ€œtrust meโ€ like a number so high, itโ€™s a mathematical impossibility. ๐Ÿงฎ
  • Block Earner is a web3 fintech platform-web3, fintech, and a sprinkle of magic. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
  • Investors include Titan Fund and Haun Ventures-two entities that probably invest in everything except common sense. ๐Ÿคฏ
  • The project has raised a total of $14.4 million-enough to fund a small countryโ€™s lottery, if that country were a startup. ๐ŸŽฐ

A notable drop in VC funding this week, compared to last weekโ€™s nearly $1.5 billion-proof that even in crypto, the rich get richer, and the rest of us get… confused. ๐Ÿค”

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2025-08-23 16:38