They said it would change the world. A digital gold for the people. Bah! Turns out, even revolutions have their landlords. 2025… the year the old guard decided a hundred thousand trinkets was enough, and dumped their booty onto the eager newcomers. The ETFs and the suits were happy to receive it, of course. Always are.
The market… it writhed, it bucked like a stubborn mule. The early birds, the ones who mined with fans whirring in dusty basements, began to unload. Billions’ worth of this “digital gold” found new homes – mostly in the coffers of those who already had plenty. A grand shifting of fortunes, they called it. I call it the age-old story of sharks and minnows. 😂
When the Old Gods Stir: Whale Selling Cleanses the Bitcoin Waters
These long-term hoarders… they waited. They waited for the price to swell, to bloat with the speculation of the masses. Then, when it hit six figures – a sum that would have bought a small principality not so long ago – then they decided to barter. A trickle at first, then a flood. But fear not, the new masters of finance were there to catch them. 🙄
💰 2025 HAS BEEN THE YEAR OF “THE GREAT REDISTRIBUTION.” (More like “The Great Grab,” if you ask me.)
🐳 Long-term HODLers, including those relics from the misty past of 2010-2011, decided to finally visit the banks. Look at them go! soared past new highs.
The blockbuster: A mysterious, ancient investor offloaded ~80,000… Let’s just say their pockets weren’t lining anymore.
– CryptosRus (@CryptosR_Us)
The price… oh, the price! It danced a jig, reaching for the heavens, then stumbled back down, a bruised and battered thing. But the exchanges, fat and well-fed, kept churning. Liquidity… always liquidity for those with pockets deep enough. It’s a strange comfort, isn’t it? 😒
A Forgotten Wallet Awakens: 80,000 BTC Released into the Wild
July. A date to remember. A wallet, dormant for fourteen years, coughed up 80,000 Bitcoin. 80,000! Through Galaxy Digital, no less. Courteous brokers for the newly wealthy. Nine billion dollars… a king’s ransom, casually shifted about. The market barely blinked. It’s grown numb to such excesses. 🤷
They said it was an “early investor.” A polite way of saying someone who got lucky. The transaction was tracked, analyzed, dissected… but the truth is, who cares? The coins are gone. The cycle continues. A whisper of a sale, then the clinking of coins in someone else’s vault. 🤫
Related Readings: The Suits Get Their Share: Bitcoin ETFs and the Shifting Sands of Finance
The Feast of the Funds: ETFs and Treasuries Gorge on the Overflow
The ETFs… ah, the ETFs. They stood with open arms, gobbling up the discarded treasure. And the corporate treasuries? They dipped their toes in, cautiously at first, then with growing enthusiasm. It’s always the same story. The innovators create, the institutions exploit. 🧐
These analysts, these seers of data… they noted the older coins went to the established players. They declared the patterns “less predictable.” Predictable, my foot! Humans are predictable, driven by greed and fear. The ETFs soaked up the coins. The market burped, and kept chugging along. A facade of stability built on the shifting sands of speculation. 🙃 Let us wait and see what 2026 will bring. Probably more of the same.
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