Okay, so this is insane! Apparently, the people at Prima Aprilis are really trusting this super-smart AI, and it told them to buy the rights to Bloodborne and remake it. And get this – they actually did! It’s not just coming someday, it’s out now on iOS and Android, but it’s a live-service game, which is…unexpected, to say the least. I can’t believe Bloodborne is on my phone!
Ah, the whims of the wealthy! On-chain analyst Darkfost, a modern-day Cassandra with a spreadsheet, has flagged this exodus. Two days, two peaks, and over 8,000 LINK tokens have vanished from Binance’s grasp. The monthly average, once a modest 2,000 LINK daily, has swelled to nearly 2,600 since mid-February. What folly is this? Accumulation, they say, in the face of a market that behaves like a tempest-tossed ship.
Let Me Solo Her became popular for assisting players with a particularly difficult boss fight. True to their name, they often asked players to simply watch while they defeated the boss. FromSoftware, the game developer, even acknowledged their help and included references to them in other games. Recently, however, some players have noticed their skills seem to be declining.
We might hear more about the Resident Evil Requiem DLC in September, but anything released before then won’t be part of the official content. Rumors indicate a small new game and a photo mode update – which will make zombies look a bit… softer – are coming beforehand. However, Capcom has confirmed that both the ‘Last Days’ content and the new Mercenaries mode will arrive in September as the next big update for the game.
After rescuing Lostelle from the Hypno in Berry Forest on Three Island, you can buy Ultra Balls on Two Island.
March 2026 was a banner month for crypto thieves, who apparently decided $52 million was the perfect spring cleaning budget. That’s nearly double February’s haul, according to PeckShieldAlert, who’s now warning about a “Shadow Contagion” risk. Basically, one hack now comes with a free side of chaos for multiple platforms. Lovely.
KillaXBT, a master of anonymity, whispers to his followers that Bitcoin is teetering on the edge of a bottomless pit, but he’s “gradually accumulating” like a squirrel hoarding acorns for a winter that might never come. Spoiler: it’s probably coming.
In a report delivered with the urgency of a Victorian dramatist, CryptoMe extols the virtues of the Realized Price indicator-a metric so obscure it would make Oscar Wilde raise an eyebrow. This, the analyst claims, is the market’s “average cost basis,” a figure calculated by weighing the price of every coin against the last time it changed hands, much like a dinner party where everyone brings the same dish and hopes no one notices the staleness.
Man, 2025 was an amazing year for gaming thanks to Warhorse, a studio out of the Czech Republic. They didn’t just release a good game, they dropped what I think is easily one of the best RPGs ever made. Seriously, it’s a masterpiece.
The EU’s tiniest member state is not exactly sprinting with its paperwork tucked under its arm. Malta has been loudly protesting the European Commission’s scheme to centralize crypto oversight under ESMA, and as summer votes edge closer, the stakes feel as high as a smoothie containing all five major asset classes and a dash of bravado.