If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 24)

As a seasoned gamer with decades of Pokémon battles under my belt, I can’t help but feel a deep sense of empathy for our scaly, slow-witted friend, Slowpoke. I’ve seen many a character in games and real life who, much like Slowpoke, have been metaphorically bitten and slowly poisoned by life’s challenges.

Slowpoke doesn’t evolve, it just accepts being bitten and slowly poisoned…

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2024-12-02 21:03