Crypto Shenanigans: UK Puts 18 Russian-Linked Firms in the Doghouse

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My dear, the United Kingdom has taken it upon itself to give a rather stern wag of the finger to no fewer than eighteen crypto platforms, banks, and financial networks. These, it seems, have been playing fast and loose with the Kremlin’s so-called “A7” payment network, attempting to sidestep international economic restrictions with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop.

The accused, darlings, are said to have processed a staggering $90 billion in 2025-yes, you heard me, ninety billion-to fund Russia’s rather unseemly invasion of Ukraine. How très awkward for them, wouldn’t you say?

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A TRM Labs report, my loves, has lifted the curtain on this farcical affair, revealing that Huobi, Exmo Exchange, Bitpapa, and Rapira Group were among the culprits. Huobi, that darling of discretion, allegedly sent over $4.9 billion in on-chain transactions to UK-sanctioned entities and the A7 network since 2021. And let’s not forget the $1.13 billion that changed hands a mere 14 months after the March 2025 takedown of the Russian crypto exchange Garantex, with $838 million directed to the A7 network last year. How utterly gauche.

According to TRM’s findings, the crypto activity associated with Russia didn’t so much as pause for a martini after the Garantex collapse. Oh no, it simply waltzed over to successor exchanges and payment platforms like Rapira, Aifory Pro, Grinex.io, and ABCex. Exmo Exchange, my dears, is said to have directly transacted over $19.5 million with sanctioned entities like Garantex and Chatex, while BitPapa-oh, BitPapa-was also reported to have transferred millions to these unsavory characters.

Rapira, that darling of discretion, moved more than $543 million, including $375.6 million tied to Grinex.io. Aifory Pro, not to be outdone, transferred over $189 million, of which $175.2 million was attributed to ABCex. And ABCex itself? Well, it recorded $355 million in transactions across the restricted firms, sending $175.2 million to Aifory Pro, $133.4 million to Garantex, and $38.1 million to Rapira. How utterly exhausting, darling.

The government, bless their hearts, has now added all 18 sanctioned entities to the UK Consolidated List. Businesses operating in the country are required to freeze any assets connected to them and block transactions involving the listed companies. Quite the social faux pas, wouldn’t you agree?

“If the Kremlin thinks it can evade our sanctions by hiding behind crypto networks and shadow financial systems, it is gravely mistaken,” declared the Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper with all the aplomb of a leading lady.

She added, with a dramatic flourish, that the restrictions were being made to cut off the financial flows sustaining Putin’s war in Ukraine. Bravo, Yvette, bravo.

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The new measures, my darlings, also extend to target individuals linked to the A7 network. The government, in its report, reveals that the group is backed by a Kyrgyz bank suspected of processing payments within the system, alongside a major global crypto exchange believed to have transferred more than $1.5 billion back into Kremlin-linked financial channels. How très scandalous.

Meanwhile, a separate TRM Labs analysis discovered that illicit crypto activity went up sharply last year. According to the company, most of that was related to Russian-linked trades, with A7’s A7A5 token contributing $72 billion worth of trades alone, while the group’s own wallets accounted for another $39 billion. Most of that money, it seems, flowed through Garantex and Grinex. How utterly predictable, darling.

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2026-05-30 21:06