Messieurs, dames, gather ye ’round! Who struts forth upon the digital stage but Master Changpeng Zhao—CZ to his merry band of acolytes—lately the head honcho (chief hypeman, if you please) at the grand bazaar named Binance! On the ether waves of “X” (a name so mysterious one might expect witches and soothsayers!), our hero doth dispense rare pearls of wisdom, especially for those trembling souls who, at the mere shadow of a “correction,” run for their coin purse and shriek, “SELL! Sell, I beseech thee!” Ah! Panic-sellers, you’d have fainted at the first sneeze of the sou’wester!
CZ Advises the Nervous as Bitcoin Doth Vault to $103,800
According to the noble CZ (whose beard surely covers more secrets than the vaults of the Medici), the root of all panic-selling lies in—brace thyselves—an utter lack of “tech, finance, and worldly” sophistication. Buyeth thou coin only upon the idle gossip of a cousin, a barber, or that bearded fellow in the tavern? Beware! For when Dame Volatility calls, thou wilt clutch thy wallet as a lover scorned and toss thy Bitcoin to the four winds.
CZ implores: peruse, study, read until thy spectacles fogeth over! That way, when the rabble panics, you may sit serenely, wine in hand and drama in eye, knowing that “paper hands” lose, but “diamond hands”—such as CZ imagines himself—sit atop their crypto mountains like smug dragons. 🐉💎
The inability to hold often comes from a lack of understanding of tech, finance, and the world.
If you only bought bitcoin because someone else said so, your conviction to panic hold will be low.
More reading helps. 🙏
— CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) May 9, 2025
Let it be known, o hapless sellers, that in the distant year 2021, the Sage of Binance tweeted: “Slap yourself, if you sold BTC under $100,000.” Slap, indeed! For lo, the price hath soared past $100,000, turning whimpering sellers into meme fodder. On Thursday, Bitcoin leaped like a caffeinated goat to $103,800, making cynics everywhere look most foolish. 😂
Hate to say it, but I told you so, this month 4 years ago. 😂
— CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) May 8, 2025
CZ, with the smugness of a fortune-teller proven right, once more declaims: HOLD, ye weak! For Bitcoin’s path is as unpredictable as a French farce, and fortunes favour the bold (or just the stubbornly forgetful).
344,620 Wallets: The Chorus Joins the Crypto Ballet
Just as the curtain rises anew, the on-chain bards of Santiment trumpet that 344,620 new purses—and alas, the people who own them—have joined the great Bitcoin masquerade. FOMO, friends!—the “Fear of Missing Out”—hath bitten the masses, causing wallets to bloom like dandelions after rain.
📈 Bitcoin’s network saw 344,620 new wallets be created on its network as FOMO poured in. Crypto’s top market cap asset has silenced bears, reaching a high of $103.8K for the first time since January. 👀
— Santiment (@santimentfeed) May 9, 2025
So, as BTC climbs higher than a marquis on stilts—almost $104,000!—let the bears slink home and the greedy eyes of FOMO-ites widen. Was not this the price at the coronation of that famous American, Donald Trump, back in January, when Bitcoin leapt like a jest upon inauguration day?
And now—ah, cruel twist!—Bitcoin hovers at $102,653 per specimen, down a mere 2%. So tremble not, ye players, for in this farce, the curtain never truly falls; only the price does. And tomorrow, who knows—Molière himself might buy the dip. 🎭😂
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2025-05-09 14:04