What Ho, Old Bean! DoJ’s Tornado Cash Retrial Fiasco: A Right Cock-Up!

In a dashed formal letter to Judge Katherine Polk Failla, the DoJ chaps have requested a retrial to commence in October 2026. October! By then, we’ll all be sipping gin and tonics on Mars, but no, they’re still banging on about this.


![Driven by a shared underlying process [latex]Q_{t}[/latex], an ensemble of response functions gracefully converges toward a random attractor-a pair of antipodal points that subtly shift with the passage of time, demonstrating an inherent, dynamic equilibrium.](https://arxiv.org/html/2603.06187v1/Unknown-10.png)

![The driven spin chain exhibits a phase diagram - detailed in the [latex] Q_0 - \omega_D [/latex] plane - where scar-induced oscillations and Floquet ETH-predicted thermalization compete, transitioning via a modulation of [latex] \omega_D [/latex], and further delineated by lines representing weak and strong Hilbert space fragmentation dependent on sector-specific spin configurations.](https://arxiv.org/html/2603.06111v1/x21.png)
