By Jove, it appears the U.S. government chaps are in a bit of a tizzy over crypto mixers and whatnot, what with the Department of Justice (DoJ) now insisting on another go at poor old Roman Storm, the fellow behind Tornado Cash. A regular circus, if you ask me.
In a dashed formal letter to Judge Katherine Polk Failla, the DoJ chaps have requested a retrial to commence in October 2026. October! By then, we’ll all be sipping gin and tonics on Mars, but no, they’re still banging on about this.
The Crypto Crowd’s Collective Groan
Needless to say, the DeFi and crypto set are not at all chuffed. Amanda Tuminelli, the brainy sort from the DeFi Education Fund, called it ‘incredibly disappointing news.’ Quite the understatement, if you ask me. More like a right old debacle.
Old Storm was originally charged with a trifecta of woes: running an unlicensed money-transmitting business (MTB), money laundering, and sanctions violations. The jury, bless their hearts, only found him guilty of the first, which landed him a five-year stretch. But the DoJ, not content with that, wants another crack at the other two charges, each carrying a potential 20-year sentence. Dash it all, can’t they let a chap off the hook?
Storm himself has been rather vocal, accusing the SDNY prosecutors of overstepping their bounds, mucking about with President Trump’s crypto plans, and ignoring the U.S. Treasury’s latest pronouncement. Speaking of which, the Treasury chaps recently declared crypto mixers ‘unlawful,’ though they did concede that ‘lawful users of digital assets may leverage mixers to enable financial privacy.’ A bit of a mixed message, eh?
“Lawful users of digital assets may leverage mixers to enable financial privacy when transacting through public blockchains.”
DeFi Developers Left in a Spot of Bother
Meanwhile, a recent ruling in the Uniswap case established that scammers, not developers, are the ones who should be held liable for any shenanigans on non-custodial platforms. A jolly good show, one might think, but the DoJ’s retrial push seems to be throwing a spanner in the works, leaving DeFi developers in a bit of a legal limbo.
Miller Whitehouse-Levine, the chap at the Solana Policy Institute, called the retrial push ‘depressing,’ though he’s vowed to stand by Storm. And David Hoffman of Bankless has appealed to the Trump Administration to drop the charges, saying, “If the USA wants to be the Crypto Capital of the world, we need to protect our open-source developers. Please simply pardon Roman Storm from a charge leftover from the Biden admin.” Quite the rallying cry, what?
Oddly enough, TORN, Tornado Cash’s native token, surged 4% despite all this hullabaloo. Goes to show, the market’s a funny old thing.
The Long and Short of It
- The DoJ is hell-bent on retrying Roman Storm for sanctions violations and money laundering, old bean.
- The crypto crowd is in a right old funk, as developers’ protections are left hanging by a thread.
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2026-03-10 10:47