Okay, buckle up for some tech billionaire drama that’s more chaotic than my improv comedy days! 🎢💸
SoftBank’s Masayoshi Son just dropped a cool $50 million into Cipher Mining like it’s pocket change. Because when you’re worth $31.3 billion, what’s another investment between friends? 🤑
Remember his last Bitcoin adventure? It was basically a financial sitcom where he lost $160 million. Spoiler alert: It was about as smooth as my first stand-up routine. 🙈
Son’s Bitcoin journey is basically me trying to understand cryptocurrency after three martinis. First, massive loss. Then, surprise comeback. It’s like a rom-com, but with algorithms. 💻❤️
Meanwhile, he’s also eyeing a $25 billion OpenAI investment. Because why invest in one potentially wild venture when you can invest in two? Multitasking goals! 🚀
Pro tip: When you’re a billionaire, “loss” is just another word for “Tuesday.” 😂
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