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- So, Tether and Circle-the two stablecoin titans-are like a bickering married couple: each has their quirks, but neither fits every job, says Bridge’s Ben O’Neill.
- His “brilliant” fix? Spawn more stablecoins for niche uses, because who doesn’t love a crowded marketplace of confusing options?
Miami Beach – Welcome to the stablecoin circus, where Tether and Circle ringmaster the show, squeezing out any competition like a python in a yoga class. According to Ben O’Neill, Bridge’s head of money jiggling (and Bridge is Stripe’s pet project), this duopoly is about as good for crypto as a screen door on a submarine.
“This is a net bad, a real shtick, for stablecoin growth,” O’Neill declared at Consensus Miami, probably while nibbling a knish. “You’ve got these two heavyweights-Tether built a shadow dollar empire for China, Circle tried to be the regulated sweetheart but got cozy with DeFi. Neither works for every schmuck, unless your use case is ‘I enjoy headaches.’”
Tether’s USDT, bloated to $189.5 billion, and Circle’s USDC at $71 billion, each emerged from different crypto eras. Tether, born as Realcoin in 2014, conquered Chinese trade with dollar ghost money. Circle, Coinbase’s 2018 baby, aimed for U.S. compliance but quickly developed a DeFi habit worse than a gambling addiction.
From a payments giant’s perch-think Visa on steroids-O’Neill sees the flaws. “I need certainty, not a shell game! Tether says ‘burn for 10 bips’-that’s pricier than a diamond-plated toaster! Or trade open market, which is financial Russian roulette. Circle? Their whole biz is Assets Under Management, and they keep hiking burn fees. If I’m Visa settling trillions in USDC, I’m torching cash like it’s confetti-net bad, baby!”
The solution? “More stablecoins, fast!” he urged. “Build them for specific gigs so they’re not Swiss Army knives with broken blades. And let’s get a clearing house-a ‘sexy topic’ for VCs-to swap stablecoins smoother than a politician’s promise.”
Final warning from O’Neill: “No competition? Tether and Circle will jack fees, hoard yield, and make burning stablecoins harder than teaching a cat to swim. They’ll turn ‘digital dollars’ into ‘digital headaches’ at every turn!”

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