“I’m a long-term wildly bullish believer in Bitcoin,” he proclaimed, as if sentiments alone could carve monuments. To him, Bitcoin has already been crowned as the currency for the next 5,000 years-because, of course, history has shown us the infallibility of digital currencies… or not.
Oh, Robert Kiyosaki, everyone’s favorite financial guru, thinks things are looking grim. In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter… remember that?), he laid out how to get even richer when the economy decides to go up in flames. His book “Rich Dad Poor Dad” is still a top-seller-because nothing says financial wisdom like a guy who predicts chaos, right?
Groupe BPCE, them clever foxes, have been schemin’ away on their digital asset strategy, and lo and behold, their offspring Hexarq has snagged the golden ticket from the French regulators. They’re plannin’ to roll out this crypto fandango in stages, startin’ late 2025. Mark my words, this here’s a hootenanny for the banking sector in France. 🎩✨
“This week’s rally may be all the retesting of the broadening top we will see. Of course, we will see,” he quips, with the air of a man who finds the market’s caprices as amusing as a poorly written tragedy. 🎭
On a seemingly innocuous Saturday, December 6th, our hero’s wallet-probably lined with velvet-swelled with a hefty 22,676 ETH. Yes, nearly twenty-three thousand ETH-more than most of us will ever see in our lifetime-transferred from a hot wallet, because who doesn’t want frequent access to millionaire status? This transaction, scrutinized by the bustling detectives of Lookonchain, screams of long-term masterstroke rather than reckless gambit, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s just a beautifully choreographed dance with destiny. 🎭
Monet Bank, a Texas establishment overseen by the esteemed Mr. Andy Beal-whom one might describe as an ardent admirer of a certain Mr. Trump-has resolved to introduce crypto lending, digital-asset banking, and a certain air of modernity that may or may not be followed by ruin or fortune. With assets butchering £6 billion and £1 … Read more
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Bloomberg, that harbinger of financial doom, reports that in a court filing as dry as the desert of moral bankruptcy, U.S. prosecutors painted Kwon’s deeds as “colossal in scope.” His “misleading statements,” they claim, set off a chain reaction of calamities, toppling even the mighty FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried’s house of cards. And yet, in this era of regulatory leniency-courtesy of the Trump administration’s golden touch-even Binance’s Changpeng Zhao walks free, pardoned like a wayward prince. 🏛️🤡
This incident fits into a wider pattern in 2025, where insider access and rising crypto theft are becoming key features of North Korea’s cyber strategy. 🤖💸
The fund, once hailed as the golden bridge between Wall Street’s gilded halls and crypto’s wild frontier, now stands like a crumbling monument to hubris. Six weeks of outflows, you say? Why, it’s as if investors are staging a silent revolt, their pockets lined with Bitcoin and their hearts heavy with regret.
