The UK High Court of Justice has been presented with a case so bizarre, one might wonder if the judge was given a cup of tea and a copy of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” before making their decision. The plaintiff, Ping Fai Yuen, claims his wife and her sister used surveillance to get his seed phrase, which is basically the key to his digital kingdom.
In the year 2026, privacy in crypto has become a circus of innovation-bank-grade infrastructure, encrypted smart contracts, decentralized VPNs, and programming languages that whisper secrets. The projects, once a monolith, now dance to different tunes, each solving problems as unique as a Chekhovian character’s neuroses.
Of course, when something as tantalizing as this presents itself, Coinpedia felt it was their duty-like a valiant knight in shining armor-to step in and fact-check whether this claim is grounded in truth or simply a fanciful figment of some overzealous crypto enthusiast’s imagination.
Per Farside Investors’ ledger, Bitcoin ETFs gobbled up $199.40 million of the day’s feast, with U.S.-listed funds fattening their portfolios by 2,740 BTC. Two titans did most of the work: BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust slurped 1,920 BTC ($139.40M), while Fidelity’s fund nibbled 886 BTC ($64.50M). Together, they devoured nearly the whole menu. One might call it a buffet… or a heist.
BTC traded above $75,000 as of 1:30 am UTC, up 3% over 24 hours. The asset has now rallied roughly 25% from its February low near $60,000, set when the Iran conflict triggered a broad selloff-proof that geopolitical drama is the ultimate catalyst for market euphoria.
The shares perked up briefly during CEO Jensen Huang’s keynote, like someone pretending to be interested in a boring Zoom call, but then slid back down, ending the day with a shrug and a modest grin.
Look, I’m not saying I spend my evenings staring at candlestick charts like some sort of digital monk, but if I did, this is exactly the kind of thing that would make me physically excited in a way that’s frankly embarrassing to admit in public.
In March, the spot prices of lithium, that fickle lover, took a brief bow, retreating from their recent heights. Yet, the longer-term signals, like a stubborn sunrise, remained steadfast. The grand narrative? Lithium’s reign endures, though the stage is set for both triumph and tragedy.
Though the price of XRP has languished below the $2 threshold for nigh on months, the intrepid investors’ sentiment and demand for this altcoin have displayed a resilience as robust as a well-stocked larder. The quantity of this digital elixir in crypto exchanges’ reserves has been vanishing at a rate that would make a magician weep, heralding a most curious accumulation trend.
Last week, Bitcoin decided to give us all whiplash. It shot up to nearly $74,000 on Friday, only to tumble back down to the low $70,000s before the day was out. It’s like it got cold feet at the altar. The weekend was all about consolidation (read: catching its breath), but this week, it’s back at it, jumping higher than a kangaroo on Red Bull. This time, it even hit $74,400-briefly, mind you, before deciding it was too much excitement and pulling back to $73,200. Still, it’s up 7% on the week, which is more than most of us can say about our New Year’s resolutions.
