Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Buckle Up, Buttercup! 🚀💰

Bitcoin chart looking like a toddler’s crayon masterpiece

While the naysayers are busy declaring Bitcoin’s demise (again), Waterman is waving historical charts around like a magician with too many scarves up his sleeve. Turns out, pullbacks like this are as predictable as a British summer-unpleasant, but hardly unexpected. And here’s the kicker: gold and silver, those shiny relics of financial anxiety, have already hit new highs. Historically, Bitcoin follows suit like an excitable puppy chasing after them. So, if you’re thinking of ditching crypto for gold bars, Waterman suggests you might want to rethink that life choice.

Cardano’s $0.69 Mirage: A Bullish Trap? 📉

О, the enigmatic Cardano! Since the December 25 low, it has ascended by a mere 13%, yet now it teeters on the edge of a breakout, ensnared within a falling wedge. A mere 10% decline this month-how quaint! But this week, dear reader, is no mere flicker of hope, but a tempest of possibilities. 🌪️

🚀 Midnight’s Moon Shot: Will It Zero-In on Glory? 🌕

On the NIGHT/USDT chart, courtesy of the ever-reliable TradingView, the latest candle is sitting pretty at $0.092216, up a sprightly 2.67%. And would you Adam and Eve it? The price is holding firm above the Bollinger Bands basis of $0.085786. That old indicator, always the trend’s trusty sidekick, is lending its support-until, of course, it decides to throw in the towel. 🧢