But, plot twist! H couldn’t keep up with its own hype and face-planted back to the $0.16 support level. Classic. Now it’s just chilling in a range, like a Trader Joe’s sample station-everyone’s nibbling but no one’s committing. 🧐
But honestly, is anyone surprised? Uphold has been like that friend who sticks around through thick and thin, unlike those other US exchanges that ghosted XRP faster than you can say “SEC lawsuit!” 🙈 Their unwavering support has built up some serious loyalty points, and in 2025, that love translated into trading volume like it’s going out of style!
Crypto analyst Steph Is Crypto (rather a mouthful, that name) has pointed out this recurring tomfoolery across three previous cycles. In 2017, XRP dawdled below the 50-week SMA for 70 days, only to bound up by over 200%. In 2021, a mere 49-day siesta led to a 70% gain. And in 2024, after 84 days of loitering, XRP decided to go on an 850% jaunt. Dash it all, the token’s at it again, repeating the 70-day snooze, though no breakout has yet been confirmed. The charts, as Steph notes, show a bit of price compression under the moving average, followed by a jolly good upside expansion in past examples. The same rigmarole seems to be brewing now. Steph quipped,
So, Japan’s Bitcoin treasure hunters, Metaplanet, just went on a shopping spree and snagged 4,279 BTC for $451 million in Q4 2025. Their total hoard? 35,102 BTC, valued at $3.78 billion. That’s right, they’re basically the Beyoncé of Bitcoin. 🎤
One more push could be different. The charts are holding hands and whistling “Here Comes the Sun,” but let’s not pop the confetti cannon yet. First, the universe demands a cosmic paperwork audit. 📋✨
Behold, the social channels-those modern-day forums of the soul-now echo with the fervor of a thousand sermons. Prices rise, not by the hand of reason, but by the fevered dreams of those who believe in the alchemy of speculation. A dance of shadows, where clarity is a distant memory. 🕯️
Decentralization is the buzzword of the century in the cryptocurrency world. Everyone loves the idea of it, but actually getting there? That’s like trying to teach your cat to fetch (good luck with that). 😼 Every crypto project starts off as a centralized little nugget, tightly controlled by its founders who think they know what’s best-like parents who refuse to let their kids pick their own clothes.
According to McDonald, RLUSD, which launched on Dec. 17, 2024, is ending 2025 among the top five USD stablecoins in record time. 🧠💸
Now, you might hear folks describe trading platforms as “transitioning” from contracts-for-difference to crypto-sounds fancy, right? But let’s not kid ourselves. In reality, CFDs and spot crypto trading are like those quirky roommates who can’t quite share the same couch but somehow make it work in the living room of financial freedom. It’s less about one replacing the other and more about brokers saying, “Hey, we’ve got options!” Traders then pick their tools like kids in a candy store, matching them to their own tastes and risk appetites. 🍭
CertiK Alert, in a jolly tweet on X, revealed that a cool 1,337.1 ETH (roughly $3.9 million, give or take a penny) has been spirited away into Tornado Cash. The scallywags behind this caper used the wallet address 0xc946981F5dFBFA10cf858B95d51Fc06DCD15BfE3. Blighter! 😠
