The Crypto Cataclysm: $400M Liquidation-Reset or Risk-Off Rumble? 🌀💸

Turns out, the market’s weird dance was choreographed by a cocktail of technical glitches and macro shocks – a perfect storm that unmasked just how stretched these leverage cartoons had become. Might as well have tied a rocket to their backs and sent them all skyward, but instead, they found the ground quite aggressively. Ah, the joy of financial gravity.




