Crypto news

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A recent report highlights Hyperliquid, a quickly expanding platform built on blockchain technology. In 2025, it reportedly earned around $800 million by gaining a significant portion of the market for crypto perpetual futures – a major area within digital asset trading.

HYPE is currently valued at around $16.98 billion, making it the ninth largest cryptocurrency. This increase isn’t just due to excitement and speculation; it also shows real interest from institutions and a shift of money within the crypto market.

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Wintermute has joined the fast‑growing prediction market industry as a liquidity provider, offering both sides of the quote-because even fantasy football drafts need a budget this year.

This development happens as institutions continue to show interest in XRP through immediate-purchase exchange-traded funds, despite the overall market performing poorly.

Coinbase now allows U.S. institutional investors to trade cryptocurrency options and perpetual futures through its Coinbase Financial Markets platform.

Apparently, Mr. Fuller, through his company Privvy Investments LLC (or was it Gateway Digital Investments? He seems to have had more names than a cat has lives), managed to convince around 150 investors to part with a cool $12.3 million. The pitch? AI-powered crypto trading that promised returns so ludicrously high-40% to 50% in 30 to 45 days, or even 100% in 21 days-that you’d think he was selling snake oil and moonbeams.

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On May 11, Bit Digital acquired 8,568 ETH at the modest price of $2,334 per token, bringing its grand total to a staggering 158,462 ETH. The Nasdaq darling claims this is part of a “broader strategy”-a phrase as vague as a foggy morning in St. Petersburg. Their plan? To grow net asset value through Ethereum accumulation, AI infrastructure, and acquisitions. How quaint.