Tennessee Bans Prediction Markets: A Tale of Wagers and Woe 🎰🚫

The edicts demand these platforms halt their sports betting contracts, void existing deals, and refund deposits by January 31, 2026-though one might wonder if the Council hath forgotten the very concept of “time”! 🕒⚡ Sports betting attorney Daniel Wallach, that herald of doom, declared, “Lawsuits are imminent!”-a phrase as common as a tavern brawl in a Gogol tale. 🍺
