Bermuda’s Grand Plan: Blockchain or Absurdity?
The pact, announced with all the subtlety of a gong at a funeral, aims to transform Bermuda into the world’s first fully onchain nation-a feat that will either herald a new era of fiscal enlightenment or provide future historians with a cautionary tale about governments confusing buzzwords with strategy. The plan, first unveiled at the World Economic Forum (a place where everyone’s a thought leader until the coffee runs out), involves shifting key financial services onto Stellar’s blockchain. One wonders if the island’s famed pink sand beaches will also be tokenized, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.




