New projects are still popping up like mushrooms after rain, but the funding pool has shrunk faster than a cheap t-shirt in the dryer. This has, predictably, caused liquidity to dry up, token launches to fizzle, and altcoin markets to behave like a cat on caffeine.
The London bank announced that these new digital deposits will work much like regular savings accounts. You’ll still be able to exchange them directly for pounds sterling, and they’ll continue to earn interest. Importantly, they’ll also be protected by the U.K.’s financial safety net, just like traditional deposits.
GameStop disclosed in its latest annual report that it had pledged almost all of its Bitcoin (4,709 out of 4,710 coins) to Coinbase. This was done as part of a financial strategy where they agreed to sell their Bitcoin at a set price, known as a covered call.
Ah, STRC-a financial instrument as elegant as it is cunning. It adjusts its yield like a conductor tuning an orchestra, ensuring its price remains tethered to the sacred $100 mark. Too high? Trim the dividend, lest the rabble grow too greedy. Too low? Raise it, and watch the masses flock like pigeons to breadcrumbs. All to feed the insatiable maw of bitcoin acquisition, a modern-day tribute to the gods of volatility.
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On the eventful day of March 26, ZachXBT took to X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not?) and unleashed a zinger: “Is grifting religion to promote a crypto token presale for a glorified paid group still a viable strategy in 2026?” His post garnered a staggering 48,700 views, 1,200 likes, and 51 retweets in mere moments, igniting a delightful storm of mockery across the crypto Twitterverse aimed squarely at the $LAMB project, helmed by none other than our friend YoungHoon Kim, self-proclaimed IQ 276 champion.
Indeed, the Shiba Inu’s daily burn rate has been soaring like a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. And let’s not forget the repeated price rallies, which have investors frothing at the mouth like a Vogon at a poetry reading. Sure, the overall market is about as lively as a dead parrot, but Shiba Inu is showing signs of a mild positive sentiment in March. Could this be the month it finally breaks free from its monthly loss straitjacket? Only time-and a lot of burnt SHIB-will tell.
The ensemble of backers has expanded, with CMT Digital and Coinbase Ventures joining the chorus. The usual suspects-Circle Ventures, Peak XV Partners, GMO Venture Partners, and January Capital-have also taken their seats in the orchestra pit. Let us not forget the stalwart patrons: Ripple, Norinchukin Capital, ARC180, and RTP Global, whose wallets, one presumes, are as deep as their patience.
Today, dear reader, the XRP market has entered a veritable funhouse of confusion and volatility. The dreaded “maximum pain” trigger has been yanked on the futures market, as per our friends at CoinGlass. The price of XRP has tiptoed close to the perilous precipice where the largest liquidation clusters are huddled together like sheep before the wolf. One can almost hear the collective gasp of traders as they brace for either a disastrous plunge or a miraculous leap ahead of tomorrow’s momentous SEC decision.
Binance, the world’s biggest cryptocurrency exchange, announced new rules on Wednesday for those creating and providing tokens. These rules require more transparency about who market makers are – including their legal details and agreements. Binance is also prohibiting any arrangements that promise guaranteed profits or shared returns.