Aave’s really out here making moves like it’s a game of chess, surpassing $1 billion in RWAs. Who knew lending protocols could be so ambitious? It’s like they woke up one day and said, “Let’s make history!”
Imagine being told that your old, dusty mining operations could double your wealth if you just rebrand them as AI facilities. That’s the premise Starboard employs in its crusade for Riot.
Dubai has activated Phase Two of its Real Estate Tokenization Project. The initiative launches regulated secondary trading of tokenized property stakes for the world. One might say, “How very modern of them.”
World Liberty Financial, in an unprecedented act of bureaucratic generosity, has duped the masses into believing that the mere act of hoarding a single shilling of stablecoins will reward them with a fortune in WLFI tokens. The premise is as simple as it is ridiculous: hold your buck, and the heavens shall shower you with digital gold.
Changpeng Zhao, founder of Binance, made a surprise return to the United States. The visit was his first time in since his release in 2024. Moreover, its appearance garnered instant attention in the crypto and financial community, the world over.
Bitcoin (BTC) saw a spike today during early trading hours after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled against tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump, stating that the president did not have authority to impose them under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA). Because, obviously, the only thing worse than a president’s overreach is a president’s overreach that also happens to be a bad idea.
By February 20, 2026, the once-proud USDT had slunk into the shadows, its supply dwindling by a princely sum of 1.5 billion dollars. Having strutted up to 187 billion dollars in January, it now simpered at 184 billion, a two-year slump that would make a Victorian dowager gasp. The market cap’s first negative growth in years was the crypto equivalent of a debutante tripping over her hem at a ball.
Now, on the daily chart, we observe that our dear friend ETH continues to frolic within the confines of a descending channel-a rather posh establishment, if one might say. The midline is behaving like a stern but fair doorman, refusing entry to any would-be upward adventurers, while the $1.8K zone acts like a trusty old doormat, steadfastly holding down the fort. In the wake of that tumultuous sell-off, the price action has become more choppy than a bad haircut, leaving us with overlapping candles and minor retracements that scream indecision louder than a toddler at a birthday party.
In a tweet that’s probably worth more than my entire retirement fund, CZ casually mentioned that the UAE now sees Bitcoin as a store of value, just like gold. Because, you know, who needs jewelry when you can have digital coins? His humblebrag included the phrase, “I might have done a tiny bit of advocacy for this.” Right, just like I might have done a tiny bit of complaining about my neighbor’s loud music. It’s basically the same thing.
In a ruling that could only be described as a judicial mic drop, the court declared that Trump had, in his fervor for unilateral action, exceeded the bounds of his presidential authority by wielding emergency powers to impose such sweeping tariffs sans the blessings of Congress. The decision serves as a grand reminder that, in the intricate dance of power, Congress is not merely a wallflower but rather the lead partner over tariffs.
