Dogecoin, the meme-born jester, briefly flirted with $0.15 last week-because why not?-before slinking back below $0.13, burdened by the weight of profit-taking peasants. Truly, a tale of two coins. 🎭
Yet, amidst this torrent of wealth, Bitcoin, our dear BTC, lags behind like a sleepy bear in winter, while gold and silver frolic in the sun, gaining 70% and 150% respectively. 🦄 Bitcoin, you poor dear, you’ve stumbled a bit, falling 6-7%, but fear not! This is but a momentary hiccup, a comedic interlude in your grand saga. 😂
Behold, Bitcoin, the once-mighty king of coins, hath fallen by 2%, now languishing near $93,100. And Ethereum, its faithful but fickle companion, hath tumbled nearly 4%, to a paltry $3,215. The market data speaketh, and it is not a pretty tale. 😢
HBAR’s brave attempt to defend that sacred $0.10 level was like a knight charging into battle-mostly successful, with a bounce that makes you wonder if the market is finally waking up from its nap. The previous decline was a vicious romp, but now, our friend at HBAR is trying to craft a double bottom-a pattern so predictable it’s practically a trader’s inside joke. Will it end in triumph or just another plot twist? Stay tuned! 🎢🧐
On a Monday that shall remain unnamed (for reasons of existential dread), the New York Stock Exchange-keeper of gilded clockwork and parchment-bound dreams-announced a new platform for tokenized securities. Why? To inject the frenetic, caffeine-fueled energy of crypto into the stately waltz of traditional stocks. Should regulators nod in approval, investors may soon trade equities and ETFs at any hour, even while the moon lingers slyly above Manhattan. 🕰️
Once, the clever moneymakers purchased the spot Bitcoin ETFs only to short the futures, playing a game of hide and seek with mispricing – a sort of financial Frodo risking the One Ring. But alas! The price gaps have shrunk faster than a summer prune, and the funding costs have risen, making their once lucrative dalliance resemble a ruined soirée. The arbitrage funds are slipping away like scandalous whispers at a dinner party.
BeInCrypto has analysed three such altcoins that have major developments ahead of them in the third week of January. 🤯
In his latest missive-likely penned by candlelight in a bureaucratic basement-Visser unveils “the machine economy,” a dystopian paradise where AI slaves trade stablecoins while humans queue for ration cards.
After lounging in a narrow range for most of January like a cat who can’t decide if it wants to nap or destroy your curtains, Pi’s price recently belly-flopped back to $0.19-a level last seen when people still thought NFTs were a good idea. 🤷♂️
As the crypto world dusts off its monocle and straightens its cravat for 2026, Sumit Gupta, the Co-Founder of CoinDCX, is declaring a shift from mere survival to unabashed expansion. How utterly daring! 🎩
