In a new X article, Glassnode has talked about the part of the Bitcoin supply in circulation that’s exposed to the risk posed by Quantum Computing. “Quantum Computing” refers to an emerging class of computers that can, in theory, be powerful enough to break advanced cryptographic systems. Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies could be examples of such systems. Or, as the rest of the universe would call them, “the bane of the crypto world.”
And yet, he praises ETFs as “a major driver of innovation,” even as they tripled in size. How dare he! Innovation without oversight is like a bear in a bakery-eventually, someone gets flour in their fur.
This consultation, one suspects, is less about reform and more about the Commission’s desperate attempt to avoid the ignominy of being outpaced by the very crypto enthusiasts it once dismissed as “digital gold diggers.” The public is asked to weigh in on whether the framework needs “updates” to reflect the “developing landscape”-a phrase that sounds suspiciously like code for “we’re panicking and need to look proactive.”
At a market cap nearing $15 billion, one might imagine the token’s backers sipping champagne in a Mayfair drawing room, toasting their genius. Its fully diluted valuation, a staggering $53 billion, now eclipses that of Solana, a feat as surprising as finding a vicar at a nightclub. The token’s success, driven by investor fervor and trading volumes that would make a City broker blush, is a testament to the inexplicable allure of the crypto markets.
Yes, dear reader, the numbers do not lie. This is no mere flutter in the financial breeze but a veritable tempest, propelling the company toward its first quarterly operating profit. How the tables have turned!
The institutional accumulation indicator, that barometer of big-money sentiment, has taken a turn for the worse, plunging to a decidedly unflattering -0.0059 on Binance. This regression, my dear reader, is as significant as a scandal in the morning papers. For it follows a period of marked improvement in April, when large investors were, if not exactly smitten, at least willing to dip a toe into the XRP pool. But May, that cruel month, has seen them retreat faster than a baronet’s son from a marriage proposal.
President Trump recently signed an order that could allow cryptocurrencies and financial technology firms greater access to the US banking system.
ZachXBT alleges that the team behind BlockDAG Network and ZKP took money raised from early investors and used some of it for things like paying influencers, sponsoring streamers, and gambling advertising, rather than using it as originally promised.
The critic, who carries the online moniker DelCrxpto, has proffered a charmingly conspiratorial hypothesis: when demand outstrips supply on the exchanges, the ensuing price correction would resemble a good old-fashioned jilt’ed suitor left without a proper retreat. He goes on to suggest that this imbalance might soon leave certain exchanges scrambling to source enough spot supply to satisfy buyers, investors, and the ever‑persistent liquidity givers of the market.
In a development that would have Bertie Wooster reaching for his trusty notepad (and Jeeves raising a quizzical eyebrow), Plume, that dashing Layer 2 blockchain, has bagged itself a Class M digital asset license from the Bermuda Monetary Authority. Jolly good show, what?
