BlackRock’s Quiet Revenge: Why XRP’s ETF is Still a Door Kept Shut!

BlackRock never rushes in – they tend to wait until the shouts and whistles from the institutional crowd are demanding their new weapon of mass containment. Think of it like a theater director who pays no heed to the critics until the show is sold out. McClurg mused that the Bitcoin ETF launched only after a chorus of “Hey, we want more Bitcoin!” resoundingly echoed. “Enough institutions were asking for them,” he wryly jabbed.

Is XRP Finally Ready to Make a Comeback? Spoiler: It Might Not Be All Bad!

According to our friendly neighborhood crypto trader, XRP is still playing nice within a neat little price range that goes all the way back to the 2018 peak. Think of it as XRP’s very own cozy blanket-comfy, familiar, and a tad boring. This range, lounging between the low-$2s and low-$3s, has been the backdrop for XRP’s many market dramas. Since late 2024, it’s been like Groundhog Day, with prices testing the same support and resistance levels over and over without making any real progress. Yawn!

Crypto Crashes While Gold and Oil Go on a Joyride: What’s Next?

In the midst of this chaos, gold has decided to don its finest attire, with predictions it may reach a dazzling $10,000 by decade’s end. Ed Yardeni must have consulted a crystal ball-or perhaps just a very optimistic accountant-because this year, gold has jumped by double digits thanks to ETF inflows. There’s nothing like a shiny metal to distract everyone from crypto woes!

Ripple’s Legal Circus: Court Juggles XRP, Investors Left Clowning

In a memorandum so mundane it was deemed unworthy of publication, filed on the 27th of January, 2026, a trio of judges upheld the Northern District of California’s decree. The three-year repose period, a ticking clock that cares not for the plight of the procrastinator, had long since expired by the time the class action was filed. Ah, the irony of justice-swift for some, a snail’s pace for others.

Dogecoin: Will It Bark Back or Roll Over and Play Dead?

Dogecoin (DOGE), the memecoin that’s more famous than a dwarf with a dragon, has been trading in a range narrower than a wizard’s waistline over the past month. Market analysts, those modern-day oracles, are squinting at their crystal balls and coming up with forecasts as clear as a swamp on a foggy morning.