In a social‑media post on X that reads like a frantic telegram, Lummis claimed a productive meeting with Selig, echoing the grandiose optimism of a camp commander promising better rations.
This development allows financial institutions to trade regulated crypto derivatives through a market monitored by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. Ripple reported that its Prime platform processed over $3 trillion in trades during 2025.
It seems in our modern age of digital follies, a U.S. federal judge has seen fit to issue a temporary restraining order against BlockFills, halting the firm’s spirited adventures with Dominion Capital’s crypto treasure, as documented by CoinDesk.
Today, Ripple and Nodal Clear proclaimed with great pomp that Ripple Prime clients may now waltz through the entire garden of Coinbase Derivatives futures contracts via Nodal Clear’s clearing system. Truly, a feast for the eager speculator!
U.S. President Donald Trump met privately with Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong on Tuesday, March 3, before publicly criticizing major banks for obstructing progress on a key cryptocurrency bill in Washington.
In an X post that should have scored better than a mid‑season finale, FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed that the “wicked clever” Daghita was apprehended on a Wednesday, joint effort by the FBI and the French Gendarmerie – a perfect example of cross‑border friendship over shared fiscal treachery.
A cryptocurrency trader, known online as Sillytuna, suffered a loss of over $24 million in digital assets following a physical attack. The attacker reportedly forced Sillytuna to hand over access to their online wallets, which contained a significant amount of stablecoins. The funds were quickly transferred through multiple blockchain addresses. Authorities and blockchain experts are currently tracking the stolen assets, and the crypto community is working to prevent further movement of the funds.
The data, as dry as a dwarf’s sense of humor, reveals that Shiba Inu tokens left on exchanges are now rarer than a polite conversation in a pub. While the “weak hands” (aka the nervous Nellies) are busy staring at charts like they’re reading the Necrotelicomnicon, the whales are hoarding SHIB like it’s the last sausage at a feast. Private cold storage? More like a dragon’s treasure hoard, but with fewer scales and more spreadsheets.
Over on X (formerly Twitter, because why not rename everything?), CryptoQuant’s Maartunn spilled the beans on this latest rally. “Institutions are buying Bitcoin like it’s going out of style,” they quipped, pointing to the Coinbase Premium Gap as Exhibit A. This nifty metric measures the price difference between Bitcoin on Coinbase (where the suits hang out) and Binance (where the rest of the world trades). When it’s positive, it’s like a neon sign flashing, “Institutions are here, and they’re feeling spendy.”
CEO Armani Ferrante (yes, like the suit, but for your crypto) spilled the beans, saying this move is the first step in their grand plan to finally let Americans in on the Backpack fun. You know, after years of teasing us like a sitcom will-they-won’t-they romance.
