You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Hold $1 in Binance!

World Liberty Financial, in an unprecedented act of bureaucratic generosity, has duped the masses into believing that the mere act of hoarding a single shilling of stablecoins will reward them with a fortune in WLFI tokens. The premise is as simple as it is ridiculous: hold your buck, and the heavens shall shower you with digital gold.

Supreme Court Shuts Down Trump’s Tariffs, Bitcoin Rises – What Now?

Bitcoin (BTC) saw a spike today during early trading hours after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled against tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump, stating that the president did not have authority to impose them under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA). Because, obviously, the only thing worse than a president’s overreach is a president’s overreach that also happens to be a bad idea.

USDT’s Dramatic Plunge: Europe’s Regulatory Tango Leaves Tether Flustered!

By February 20, 2026, the once-proud USDT had slunk into the shadows, its supply dwindling by a princely sum of 1.5 billion dollars. Having strutted up to 187 billion dollars in January, it now simpered at 184 billion, a two-year slump that would make a Victorian dowager gasp. The market cap’s first negative growth in years was the crypto equivalent of a debutante tripping over her hem at a ball.

Prepare for a Wild Ride: Ethereum’s Rollercoaster Breakout Looms!

Now, on the daily chart, we observe that our dear friend ETH continues to frolic within the confines of a descending channel-a rather posh establishment, if one might say. The midline is behaving like a stern but fair doorman, refusing entry to any would-be upward adventurers, while the $1.8K zone acts like a trusty old doormat, steadfastly holding down the fort. In the wake of that tumultuous sell-off, the price action has become more choppy than a bad haircut, leaving us with overlapping candles and minor retracements that scream indecision louder than a toddler at a birthday party.

CZ’s ‘Tiny’ Nudge: UAE Now Swimming in Bitcoin Like It’s the New Oil

In a tweet that’s probably worth more than my entire retirement fund, CZ casually mentioned that the UAE now sees Bitcoin as a store of value, just like gold. Because, you know, who needs jewelry when you can have digital coins? His humblebrag included the phrase, “I might have done a tiny bit of advocacy for this.” Right, just like I might have done a tiny bit of complaining about my neighbor’s loud music. It’s basically the same thing.