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Is The State Really Pulling The Strings In Crypto Debanking? 🤔

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

The paper coyly points out that our ever-so-helpful government agencies are the primary maestros of this clandestine symphony of U.S. debanking. The charming unsung victims, of course, are the crypto companies, who endure such coercion with the grace of actors on a poorly rehearsed stage.

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💰 Crypto IPO? You Won’t BELIEVE the Number! 🤯

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

They’re lookin’ to scrape together around two hundred million, sellin’ off eleven million shares. Fifteen to seventeen bucks a pop. Seems like a fair price if you believe in magic beans… or, you know, digital coins. 🤷

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Legislature Loses Its Mojo: Crypto Bill Kicks the Can to January 😳💸

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

The U.S. Senate has done what it does best: postponed a meaningful decision. This time, it’s the Digital Asset Market Structure CLARITY Act – a mouthful so long it probably needs its own comma – getting kicked into the icy winds of late January.

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SEI’s Bullish Boogie: Altcoins Moonwalk Above 21-Day MA 🚀💰

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

So, the crypto market’s having a little upward spa day, and SEI’s like, “Yeah, I’ll take that resistance level to go, thanks.” 🥂 Several altcoins are breaking above key levels, and SEI’s not one to miss the party. 🎉

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Bitcoin Dips Below Mining Costs: Will Trump’s 10% Cap Spark Chaos?

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

Outflows appear to have bottomed in late December, and BTC is now trading below miners’ costs-the point where selling usually sighs, yawns, and goes home for tea. Meanwhile, Trump’s latest proposal promises to haul a bigger crowd into BTC, like a dragon handing out free loot at dawn.

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BitMine’s ETH Stakes: A Farce of Fortune! 🤑🎭

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

While the firm’s appetite for Ethereum is no secret, their recent staking spree-$340 million in 24 hours!-has left the crypto world clutching their chandeliers in sheer bewilderment. 💰💨

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Bitcoin’s Risky Waltz: A Cautionary Tale of Volatility & Folly! 🚨

13.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

In a missive published most recently (Monday, to be precise), the estimable Fitch Ratings did issue a warning most dire: Bitcoin-backed securities are fraught with peril enough to make even a seasoned financier clutch his pearls. 📜💀

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XRP’s $2 Drama: Bulls, Bears, and the Tragedy of Market Hope 📉🎭

12.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

Technical charts, those modern-day tea leaves, whisper of Ethereum’s shadow looming large, while exchange-traded products flutter like moths around the flame of liquidity. Yet, as Tolstoy might sigh: “All markets are alike in their delusions; each crashes in its own way.” 📊

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Powell’s Warning Sparks Crypto Chaos: Bitcoin Steals the Show 🚀

12.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

Total crypto market capitalization, now $3.1 trillion, felt the warm breath of CoinMarketCap’s gaze-but sentiment remains as neutral as a politician’s smile. Bulls and bears? Both are currently napping, dreaming of better days. 🛌

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Retail Crypto Dying? YouTube Views Tank to 2021 Lows

12.01.2026 by Ray Dalio

The digital space is suddenly calmer for fans of digital chaos. The kind of calm that makes you check the door for a pump-and-dump and find you’ve locked yourself in the exit. 🔒😂

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