The Ethereum Foundation says it has launched a $1 million audit subsidy program for developers who are building on Ethereum. If you’ve got a project and a pulse, you might scrape by on this one.
In a confession more dramatic than a Discworld incantation, Tempo, a purpose‑built Layer 1 blockchain, today proclaimed that Visa, Stripe, and Zodia Custody (with a bow to Standard Chartered) have joined its validators’ guild.
Deutsche Börse, the German stock exchange operator that’s been around longer than most of us have been alive, has decided to dip its toes into the crypto pool by taking a $200 million stake in Kraken. This was first spotted by WatcherGuru on X (formerly known as Twitter, because nothing says “serious business” like a rebrand). The move is being hailed as a “landmark step” in the consolidation of crypto trading venues, which is just a fancy way of saying, “We’re all getting cozy now.”
While the first quarter of the year had us all emotionally constipated with its mixed vibes, Solana was out here doing the most. Like, seriously, it’s giving “I woke up like this” energy, but with charts and numbers.
High Roller Technologies Inc. (ROLR) stock blossomed beyond expectation after the casino operator declared its intention to erect in the United States an event-based prediction market in concert with Crypto.com.
Behold, the corporate leviathan, Strategy Inc., with its billion-dollar appetite, finds itself in a peculiar predicament. Its average cost basis of $75,577, once a fortress of financial prudence, has been breached by the very beast it sought to tame. Oh, the irony! Just a day after announcing another acquisition, the whale is now swimming in the same waters as the minnows, all thanks to Bitcoin’s V-shaped recovery from its multi-week slump.
In a move that’s as unexpected as a Tracy Jordan business pitch, Bybit has teamed up with Doppler Finance to let XRP holders earn yields that would make Jack Donaghy proud. And yes, there’s a promotional period from April 13 to July 12, 2026, where you can snag that sweet 5% APR. Plus, there’s a 2.5% bonus because, let’s face it, who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle on their investment?
Now, if we peer through the murky data, we see that both exchange inflows and outflows have seen an uptick. Outflows, in their infinite wisdom, have chosen to outpace inflows. Yet, as is customary in these affairs, the net flow remains slightly negative-like a bad review that refuses to fade away. Total outflows have reached approximately 1.24 trillion SHIB, while inflows linger around 1.13 trillion SHIB, like a guest who just won’t leave a party.
Meanwhile, the broader price action, much like a bored aristocrat, lingers in sideways trading. XRP, ever the courtier, approaches a multiyear breakout decision zone, consolidating below the daily MA 50 at $1.37. Ah, the price seeks a decisive breakout, but like a suitor at court, it hesitates, stalls, and falters. For four consecutive occasions in April, it attempted to break above the daily MA 50, yet buyers, like timid lovers, could not seal the deal.
In the orderly world of public life, Liberal Democrat Daisy Cooper has appealed to the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) to investigate Nigel Farage, alleging that his latest crypto gallantries and public utterances bear a suspicious family resemblance to methods attributed to the United States President Donald Trump.