According to the folks at SlowMist-who apparently have nothing better to do than keep an eye on these scams-MetaMask users have been receiving emails that scream urgency. The kind of urgency that makes you feel like you’re late for a date with your bank account. The emails are decked out in MetaMask branding, so they look almost convincing at first glance. (See below for some real artistry.)
Key Takeaways (A Sardonic Oration)
Paul Griggs, U.S. senior partner of Pricewaterhousecoopers (PWC), casually dropped in an interview with the Financial Times that the firm is “leaning in” to cryptocurrency work. Because apparently, years of caution weren’t paying the bills 💸. With the Trump administration’s unexpected love affair with digital assets and the Genius Act (because who doesn’t love a bit of legislation that sounds like it belongs in a sci-fi movie?), PWC is now diving headfirst into crypto audits, consulting, and tax services. Who knew accountants could get so wild? 🤯
As reported by the Financial Times, the senior partner and CEO of PwC, Mr. Paul Griggs, has proclaimed an intention to “lean in” to the burgeoning realm of crypto-related enterprises, particularly as the GENIUS Act-a title that would surely amuse any literary connoisseur-has presumably ushered in a new era of clarity regarding stablecoins. One cannot help but ponder if the bill was named thus to flatter its own significance! 🎩
The so-called “buyback plan” by Jupiter was never a plan at all, my friends. It was a prayer whispered into the void-$70 million thrown into the abyss, expecting gratitude. But the abyss merely laughed, chewed it up, and spat it out at $0.20. 😂📉
But where, pray tell, does the soul of market activity reside now that Solana [SOL] pirouettes past Coinbase, Bybit, and Bitget? Even the mighty Binance, once a colossus, now finds itself reduced to a footnote in this grand opera of decentralization. Is the market a fractured mosaic, or merely a stage where the players change costumes? 🎭
On the fourth day of January, the price leapt 1.35%, a fleeting victory for the hopeful. Yet, the crowd, like sheep in a storm, clutches their coins tighter, their wallets heavy with fear. The volume, a ghostly specter, dwindles to 52% of its former self. A dance of shadows, indeed. 🧟♂️
Coinglass stats show aggregate bitcoin futures open interest sits at $58.74 billion, representing 643,670 BTC in outstanding contracts. Over the past 24 hours, total open interest climbed 3.99%, suggesting fresh positioning rather than a quiet unwind. Short-term changes remain modest, indicating traders are adding exposure with measured intent rather than panic.
While Tom Lee has framed the move as a long-term flexibility play rather than an immediate dilution event, a widening group of investors says the structure, timing, and incentives raise uncomfortable questions.
Now, if you take a peek at the liquidation “max pain” map-yeah, that ominous thing that should come with a warning label-it’s practically waving goodbye to anyone still holding a short position. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time! It’s like showing up at a party where nobody wants you there. 🙄
