Meme Coins: Burning Cash, Not Calories – Why Are Prices Still Napping?

So, Shiba Inu’s crossed the 20,000 burn transactions milestone. Congrats, little guy! You’ve been working out, trimming that ahem 589 trillion token waistline. But let’s be real-the market’s like, “Cool story, bro,” while sipping a latte and scrolling past. Price? Still stuck in the bargain bin at $0.0000058 to $0.000006. Even on April 14, 2026, it dropped 2.83%. Ouch. That’s not a dip; that’s a faceplant.

Strategy Buys 34,164 BTC, Total Holdings Reach 815K BTC

Strategy Buys 34,164 BTC, Total Holdings Reach 815K BTC Michael Saylor’s company has been steadily buying Bitcoin, and now holds 815,061 BTC, worth around $61.56 billion based on an average purchase price of $75,527 per Bitcoin. They recently added another 34,164 BTC for about $2.54 billion, at an average price of $74,395 each. So far … Read more

XRP’s Triangle of Doom: Will It Boom or Go Kaput?

Yes, XRP is running out of room faster than a tourist in Times Square. The daily chart looks like a soap opera plot-all drama, no resolution. Since early February 2026, the price action has been building to a climax, and let me tell you, it’s coming faster than a British summer.

Ethereum Could Crash to $1,000 by Year-End, Top Trader Warns Amid DeFi Exploits

According to Ansem, the original vision for Ethereum’s dominance is fading. Solana has become the preferred platform for most individual investors this cycle, and Hyperliquid is now leading the way in decentralized perpetual trading. The concept of rollups designed for many different uses hasn’t really taken off, and Vitalik Buterin has indicated he’s no longer prioritizing that approach.

KelpDAO’s $290M Oopsie: Lazarus Group Strikes Again!

Here’s the scoop: These cyber miscreants compromised and poisoned RPC nodes used by LayerZero’s DVN system. Then, in a move that screams “overkill,” they triggered a DDoS attack to force a failover to their malicious nodes. It’s like replacing your bodyguard with a clown holding a balloon-except the balloon is filled with malware. The result? Fake cross-chain messages waltzed through validation like they owned the place.