10x Research, a name as incongruous as a yack in a ballet, plucks fiscal dates from the shadows, weaving tales of volatility around Bitcoin and Ethereum with the seriousness of a hungrier-than-usual bat. Markus Thielen, their conductor of chaos, partitions the year into four quadrants, each a potential theater for financial farce.
The exploit, a serpent in the garden of trust, struck Trust Wallet, siphoning over $6.77 million. The serpent, cunning as a fox, transferred $4.25M to platforms like ChangeNOW, FixedFloat, KuCoin, and HTX. 🐍
In its annual predictions report, Galaxy Digital-très sérieux, n’est-ce pas?-declared that stablecoins might surpass ACH in transaction volume by 2026. Oui, coin coin! 🦆
Arab Chain, ever the dramatic narrator, reveals that XRP’s open interest on Binance has hit a new low-since 2024, no less. How quaint. 🧙♂️
Our Mr. Hoskinson, ever the gentleman of mystery, did not divulge any particulars regarding this replacement for his legion of admirers, numbering in the millions. However, he did promise to illuminate us all during his inaugural YouTube stream of the forthcoming year-a prospect that I, for one, shall await with bated breath and unrestrained curiosity.
Industry analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, have anointed Ripple among the titans of potential public listings, with valuations soaring to the dizzying heights of $50 billion. Yet, in the grand tapestry of human endeavor, what is wealth but a fleeting illusion? 💸
Massive exchange outflows usually scream one of three things: long-term accumulation, cold storage shenanigans, or whale herds playing musical chairs. But this time? The negative netflow is so dramatic, it’s practically auditioning for a Shakespearean tragedy. Is it accumulation? Or is it just the universe trolling us with a “Buy the Dip” meme? 🤷♂️
Sure, Trump talks a big game, but does he walk the walk? And Biden, well, he’s like that uncle who doesn’t get memes but somehow ends up winning the lottery. 🍀 When you strip away the political theater (and there’s a lot of it), the numbers tell a spicier story than a Mel Brooks movie. 🌶️
Образно говоря, с начала года эти фонды были как новички в школе – тихо торчали в уголке, не вызывая особого интереса. Но к концу года вдруг обзавелись всеми звездами, как на бала. Но путь туда был как поездка на карусели: вверх, вниз, и туда-сюда, никто не знал, чего ожидать.
Hyperliquid enjoyed a year that could only be described as nothing short of spectacular-like a well-timed pratfall in a comedy show. The decentralized derivatives exchange, it seems, has been on a rocket ship to success, with user activity expanding faster than Bertie Wooster’s waistline after a weekend at Aunt Agatha’s. And, oh dear me, trading volumes reached levels so historic one might think they were being chronicled by a particularly enthusiastic historian!
