Crypto news

On a seemingly innocuous Saturday, December 6th, our hero’s wallet-probably lined with velvet-swelled with a hefty 22,676 ETH. Yes, nearly twenty-three thousand ETH-more than most of us will ever see in our lifetime-transferred from a hot wallet, because who doesn’t want frequent access to millionaire status? This transaction, scrutinized by the bustling detectives of Lookonchain, screams of long-term masterstroke rather than reckless gambit, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s just a beautifully choreographed dance with destiny. 🎭

Monet Bank, a Texas establishment overseen by the esteemed Mr. Andy Beal-whom one might describe as an ardent admirer of a certain Mr. Trump-has resolved to introduce crypto lending, digital-asset banking, and a certain air of modernity that may or may not be followed by ruin or fortune. With assets butchering £6 billion and £1 … Read more

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Bloomberg, that harbinger of financial doom, reports that in a court filing as dry as the desert of moral bankruptcy, U.S. prosecutors painted Kwon’s deeds as “colossal in scope.” His “misleading statements,” they claim, set off a chain reaction of calamities, toppling even the mighty FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried’s house of cards. And yet, in this era of regulatory leniency-courtesy of the Trump administration’s golden touch-even Binance’s Changpeng Zhao walks free, pardoned like a wayward prince. 🏛️🤡

This incident fits into a wider pattern in 2025, where insider access and rising crypto theft are becoming key features of North Korea’s cyber strategy. 🤖💸

The fund, once hailed as the golden bridge between Wall Street’s gilded halls and crypto’s wild frontier, now stands like a crumbling monument to hubris. Six weeks of outflows, you say? Why, it’s as if investors are staging a silent revolt, their pockets lined with Bitcoin and their hearts heavy with regret.

Brace yourselves, because the central bank has officially ended its long-winded experiment in quantitative tightening (QT). Imagine it like a really boring diet plan for money. After all that “tightening,” the Fed finally took a deep breath and hit the ‘undo’ button, pushing out a whopping $13.5 billion in a surprise overnight repo operation. This magnificent sum of cash was swiftly funneled through the New York Fed like a Starbucks order on a Monday morning-efficient, but slightly chaotic. Banks brought their beloved Treasuries, the Fed took them, and-voila!-$13.5 billion of fresh reserves instantly flooded the system like a river of new, shiny digital tokens. Talk about a liquidity boost!

The esteemed Sina Estavi, CEO of Bridge AI and a man who likely sips espresso through a monocle, has declared that Dogecoin now stands at a “pivotal juncture.” One wonders if this is code for “I’ve run out of buzzwords.” His Bubble Risk Model, a metric so clever it could probably write its own press releases, insists that DOGE is no longer in a bubble. A bold claim, given that bubbles are typically defined by their absence of logic, which is precisely where the market thrives.

Yet wallets multiplied, oh yes! 14.2 million digital purses fluttered about the Ethereum orchard, plucking 63% of DeFi’s low-hanging fruit. Participation? Up! Volatility? A feral cat on a leash. 🐾😼

Bitcoin (BTC) tried to break into the $94K “VIP section” all week but got denied faster than a middle schooler at a 21+ club. 🚫 Security guard resistance even called its bluff with a few dramatic sell-offs. Shocking, I know.