To paint the picture: our dear friends at Hyperliquid found themselves in quite the pickle when their backend API decided to take a coffee break between 14:20 and 14:47 UTC. Users were left in a state of bewildered agony, unable to execute trades, close their positions, or even peek into their accounts. What a charming way to spend an afternoon! đ©
According to Schwartz, the banks prefer to keep their shiny digital assets hidden off the grand on-chain stage, whispering secrets in the shadowy corridors of the off-chain world. But, hold onto your digital hats, he inklings a changeâa revolution of sortsâwhere institutions will finally see the shimmering light of on-chain advantages. “But I agree it has been very slow,” he confesses, with a tone that suggests patience isnât exactly his middle name.
President Trump, always one to make a grand entrance, is ready to kick off Americaâs âgolden age of crypto.â But guess what? No mention of the government holding any Bitcoin or other digital assets. Like, whatâs the point if youâre not going to go all in? đ€·ââïž
It’s been stuck in this range since last Thursday, but get thisâtwo key on-chain metrics have tanked over the past week. So, investor interest is cooling off faster than ice cream in the Arctic, upping the chances of a downward spiral. Who needs excitement, right? đ
The heralds proclaimed on Tuesday that this enterprise shall clutch at least 43,500 BTC, a sum fit for kings, worth some $5.15 billion, after snatching an extra 5,800 tokens from Tether. ‘Tis an uptick of 1,500 Bitcoin beyond their initial daydreams when they burst onto the scene earlier this year. đ
With each passing day, the market indicators whisper dark omens, suggesting that Pi might plummet beyond its current threshold, past the point of no return. Itâs like watching a tragedy unfoldâonly the actors are lines of code, and the tragedy is unending. The MACDâ that mysterious, arcane toolâis signaling imminent chaos, a crossover that could march Pi straight into the abyss. Folks are praying for a miracle, but all they might get is a fault line that fractures the fragile hope of recovery. And if that happens? Well, the carnage would be spectacularâlike a fireworks show gone hopelessly wrong. đ
Meanwhile, the esteemed crypto soothsayer, Crypto Rover, has unveiled a chart so tantalizing, it could make even the most stoic investor swoon. đ§ââïž
Back in July 2015, Ethereum burst onto the scene, throwing smart contracts into the mix and cracking open the door to the decentralized finance ball. And to everyone’s delight (or dismay), itâs been ticking away unbothered for a decadeâno interruptions, no fuss! đ„
Not one to let good news go unmilked, the President, that cheerful maestro of repetition and thunderous tweets, wasted neither breath nor capital. No sooner did the numbers arrive than Mr. Trump bellowedâagain, again!âfor the Federal Reserve to cut the sacred interest rates, like a czar pounding his fist for more caviar at a rationed banquet. đșđžđŒ
Lo and behold, Bitcoin (BTC) has slippedâjust a tiny slip of 0.75%, a mere featherâs weight in the vast ocean of despair, yet enough to make the traders clutch their worn-out hats.
