MoonPay, that self-proclaimed crypto payment network, has deigned to announce the immediate availability of USDH and USDC stablecoins on Hypercore, the blockchain infrastructure of Hyperliquid. This integration, powered by their Gateway technology, allows users to leap from the mundane world of fiat currencies directly into the dizzying heights of Hyperliquid’s ecosystem. How quaint.
His manifesto, flung into the void of X, lands amidst the exodus of eight senior EF members in 2026, five of whom fled in May like rats from a sinking dhow. The timing, one must admit, is as impeccable as a revolutionary’s pamphlet.
Launchpads are now advertising “fair launches” that aim to level the playing field, making it harder for bots to dominate and giving regular investors a better chance. While this sounds promising, it’s unclear whether these new launchpads are truly solving the bot problem or simply changing who profits from them.
Reports of suspicious trades, timed with the precision of a Swiss watch, have raised eyebrows. The New York Times, that paragon of investigative journalism, uncovered 80 Polymarket accounts placing bets mere moments before undisclosed U.S. and Israeli military actions. One might ask: Is this insider trading or merely a well-informed parrot with access to classified briefings?
the center-right cried foul over inconsistent tax treatment of assets, the far-right moaned about higher taxes in general, and the center-left demurred, saying they would wait for a formal government proposal before taking a firm stance. Only Die Linke threw their support behind the bill, albeit with a litany of caveats that would have gutted half its intended purpose.
“Layers 1 and 2 are where the overwhelming majority of IREN’s value is being created today,” Roberts wrote. “Layer 3 is where that advantage compounds further over time.”
The company, formerly known as Iris Energy, has expanded beyond bitcoin mining into AI infrastructure, a wider trend that has been seen in the industry, with projects spanning Texas, British Columbia, Oklahoma, Spain and Australia. Roberts said IREN has secured roughly 5 gigawatts of grid-connected capacity globally.
He argued that owning the full stack creates a long-term competitive moat as AI demand accelerates globally, particularly in underserved regions such as Europe and Asia-Pacific.
The disruption, as it turns out, wasn’t just a case of the Mondays. Pythnet, the blockchain backbone with a name that sounds like a mythical serpent, and its sidekick Hermes (not the Greek god, alas) both threw in the towel. Price feeds? Halted. Sponsored feeds? Also halted. It was like the entire network decided to join a silent disco, but forgot to hand out the headphones.
Tom Lee, a man whose confidence is as boundless as a Russian steppe, does not believe that this wave of IPOs will derail the markets. Even if these offerings were to eclipse the dot-com boom in scale, he insists, the markets will remain as steady as a peasant’s cart on a muddy road. One can only admire his faith in the resilience of human greed.
Crypto.news tells us that NEAR Protocol ascended from its weekly abyss of $1.47 to a lofty $2.10, before pressing on to $2.20. All this while Bitcoin and Ethereum, those staid aristocrats, languished in their drawing rooms, fretting over inflation and the Fed’s next move. Ah, the drama!
Strip away the meme coins, the price predictions, the ETF flow charts, and the regulatory drama. The single most consequential thing happening in digital assets right now has nothing to do with any of it. It is not Bitcoin. It is not even speculation. It is the quiet, accelerating absorption of stablecoins into the actual plumbing of how the world moves money.