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“The greatest mass liquidation event in history,” he declared, his voice tinged with a mixture of awe and disdain. A staggering $19 billion evaporated into the ether, with Bitcoin alone shedding $5 billion. Altcoins, those poor fools, plummeted 20-70%-a financial massacre, a carnival of despair. And Weisberger, ever the cynic, whispered the forbidden truth: “Was it manipulation? I damn well think so. I have no proof. But it was just too damn obvious a time for an incredibly profitable attack.”

Apparently, ‘Bitcoin treasury’ is the new black, and SWC is here to prove it. But let’s be real-they’ve also proven that losing $100M in three months is a great way to test your commitment to the bit. (See what I did there? Commitment? Bit? I’ll be here all week.)

Bitcoin has dropped 5% to $75,000, which is basically just a few hundred dollars above its weekend low. Ethereum is down 6.5% to $2,200, and Solana has slipped below $100 like it’s trying to avoid eye contact. Awkward.

In a delightful twist of fate, the United States Department of Justice, that bastion of legal oversight, has released a trove of documents that suggest Epstein’s dalliance with Coinbase was facilitated through Brock Pierce’s Blockchain Capital. Oh, the irony! One can almost hear the collective gasp of crypto enthusiasts as they sift through these electronic missives, searching for clues like detectives in a suspenseful drama.

XRP, once dismissed as a mere ledger entry, now dons the mantle of “pillar” in the DeFi coliseum. A report-less a document of insight than a press release in disguise-claims the token’s circulation within this ecosystem is swelling, a testament to humanity’s eternal quest to complicate the simple. The numbers, 222.2 million XRP, are less a triumph than a reminder that in crypto, anything multiplied by zero still yields zero. Yet, here we are, celebrating liquidity pools as if they were the Ark of the Covenant.

Chainlink (LINK), that fickle minx of the crypto world, has found itself in a pickle after a corrective move so aggressive it’d make a bull in a china shop blush. Having lost its footing at the $21 mark, it’s now clinging to $9.65 like a barnacle on a ship’s hull. This isn’t just any old support level-it’s the kind of support that’s been there through thick and thin, like a loyal hound dog in a storm.

Murphy, a veteran of the legal trenches, challenges the very foundation of the SEC’s argument with a clarity that borders on the comical. He asserts, with the confidence of a man who has seen the inner workings of the machine, that most legal minds versed in the arcane language of crypto never believed XRP to be a security. To him, the enforcement action under the leadership of Jay Clayton was not merely misguided but a testament to the hubris of those who wield power without wisdom. It was, in the grand scheme of things, a farce wrapped in the pretension of legal rigor.

Ah, the crypto markets-those delicate flowers, ever so sensitive to the whims of bureaucracy. The U.S. government, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to take a sabbatical, delaying the Nonfarm Payrolls (NFP) report until such time as it can be bothered to resume operations. The Bureau of Labor Statistics, with all the drama of a Victorian novelist, has declared the data shall remain locked away until the coffers are replenished. How quaint.

Thus, we find BTC ensnared in a corrective structure, much like a butterfly trapped in a net, unless it can convincingly reclaim the elusive $80,000 resistance. Until such a time, our market remains poised at a near-term turning point, with traders peering over their shoulders to see if Bitcoin can muster the courage to leap above $80,000 this week-or if it will instead plummet below the $77,500 support zone, leaving a trail of despair in its wake.

Remember that time KBank filed trademark applications for stablecoin tickers in July 2025? Well, they’re back, baby! According to KIPRIS’s database (which is basically the Dewey Decimal System of crypto), these applications are classified into everything from digital currency software to NFT-related shenanigans. Oh, and crypto mining too-because why not?