As a crypto investor, I find it interesting that he still believes Bitcoin is early in its growth, even though it’s already 5x’d since the beginning of 2023. It really highlights the long-term potential he sees in it.
It acknowledged, with a straight face, that these markets could make buying and selling assets faster and cheaper. Imagine a world where financial transactions happen in the blink of an eye-perfect! Until, of course, they don’t. Because nothing says stability like a market that can flash crash faster than you can say “Uh-oh.” đ
On Wednesday, Kwonâs lawyers came forward with the startling assertion that the former CEO deserves only a five-year sentence. Apparently, nearly three years in prison already (with half of that time in some pretty tough conditions in Montenegro) has been “substantial” enough. Because who wouldnât consider prison in Montenegro “brutal,” right? đ
Everdawn Labs, the startup that clearly believes âomnichainâ is a superpower, announced USDT0âs $50B milestone. For context, thatâs about how much money people spend on avocado toast in a decade. đĽ
The crypto-asset reporting framework, or CARF-sounds almost like a new Swiss chocolate, doesnât it?-will still be enshrined in law come January 1, 2026, but the actual party of data exchange won’t kick off until⌠well, sometime later. Swiss authorities paused deliberations, perhaps to enjoy some fine fondue before the fun begins. đ§
And it gets better. âWe invest in dozens of companies a year,â Peymani droned on with the enthusiasm of someone describing their new sandcastle obsession. âWhether itâs AI or DePIN or DeFi or gaming, our goal is to keep an eye on the expanding universe weâre part of.â Itâs like a cosmic tour through the universe of tech, and Animoca is riding shotgun with a giant bag of money.
Enter âThe Bearable Bullâ-who, unlike most bulls, prefers to remain anonymous. With a following so enormous it makes Twitter look like a quiet library, this crypto oracle declared that XRP might be gearing up for a dramatic cosmic change. Imagine a wave so big it could reshape the marketâs mood; a wave that might lift XRP from its current slumber of $2.2 to a dizzying $8. Naturally, such a leap would be a staggering 263.4% increase, because who doesnât love a good prediction of impossible things? The analyst, who has spent seven years and countless sleepless nights building cryptobusiness empires-mostly in the shadows-has decided itâs time to step into the limelight. The reason? Well, if youâve kept your identity secret while doing well, why not emerge and tell the world your predictions are slightly crazy but very optimistic? đ
Now, just to set the scene: the crypto market has been doing its best imitation of a roller coaster that actually stays on the tracks. Coins are soaring, traders are grinning, and yet, amid this exciting chaos, Solanaâs ETF universe suddenly decided to take a mini vacation from inflows. Apparently, not everyoneâs feeling the love anymore, especially on November 26, 2025, of all days. Who knew?
Mitchell Demeter: Back in the day-think of it as the Blockchain Stone Age-faster and cheaper was all that mattered. Ethereum was the slow, expensive kid on the block. But now, everyoneâs got a cheap, fast toy, so the real challenge is: who can make people actually want to stay? Like a poorly written sitcom, if the show doesnât hook you, you switch channels immediately.
When that delta sings a positive tune, it’s whales throwing their weight around with longs, swaggering through the market like they own the place. But when it whispers negative, itâs more like a herd of whales reluctantly giving up their reserves, tossing out shorts, and watching retail traders get ready for another round of âWill It Go Up or Down?â
