In the grimy alleyways of crypto, where hope and despair sip tea from the same rusted kettle, Bitcoin stumbles like a drunkard clinging to the Difficulty Regression Model. At $92,300, the model glares at BTC with the cold eye of a capitalist overseer, whispering, “You’re worth no more than your sweat and electricity.” And there BTC lingers, like a beggar clutching a $20 bill, pretending it’s a fortune.
Some experienced technical analysts who track multi-cycle structure-rather than anonymous social-media posts-note that the current price action still allows room for a short-term rebound, provided that buyers maintain consistency. This view is based on standard technical principles such as support-resistance behavior and momentum oscillators, rather than price calls from individual influencers. 🧙♂️
ETH DAT bear continues. 🐻📉
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According to coinglass.com stats, bitcoin’s futures market stands at 646.84K BTC in open interest (OI), valued at $59.74 billion, with a modest hourly wobble but a +2.07% rise over 24 hours. It’s not a cavalry charge, but rather a polite nod from traders who’ve finished their tea and are tentatively stepping back into the fray.
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Binance, ever the arbiter of crypto society, subjected these tokens to a ruthless audit, scrutinizing their team’s commitment, code quality, and community buzz with the vigor of a butler inspecting a guest’s cravat. Alas, they failed to meet the exchange’s exacting standards, which, one suspects, include reciting Shakespeare in hexadecimal and avoiding any hint of network vulnerabilities.
Among these financial wizards was none other than Ripple’s very own Brad Garlinghouse-a man whose smile rivals the Mona Lisa in enigma. He zoomed onto the stage like a caffeinated cat, ready to enlighten us all on the mystical path forward. The crowd, a mix of bejeweled investors and digital messiahs, listened intently.
Вместо традиционных графиков цен или потоков ETF, фирма делает акцент на глобальной ликвидности – и по этому критерию биткоин явно недооценен. 🤔