Poor SOL couldn’t cling to $90 like a witch to her broomstick. It plummeted below $88 and $86, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum in their collective sulk. It even tested the $80 support, which is about as sturdy as a bridge built by a dwarf with a hangover.
As I write this delightful tale, SPX6900 is prancing around at $0.37, boasting a whopping 14.7% jump on the daily charts. And guess what? Its popularity soared with a 62% increase in volume to $19 million! Not bad for a little memecoin trying to make it big!
At press time, Ethereum [ETH] was trading around $2,013, a level that would send the faint of heart into a frenzy. Yet for the bold and the well-heeled, this crash is but a trifling obstacle, a mere stepping stone to greater fortunes.
Meanwhile the price of APT flutters near $0.88, a 4.5% drop for the day. The market, much like a weary traveler on a Siberian night, seems to be in a broad downtrend that has seen the coin’s value halve since late‑2025’s high peaks.
In a modest triumph, the canonical guardians-OpenAI in communion with the crypto sovereigns at Paradigm-have unveiled EVMbench, a mystery designed to gauge how sagely these AI “agents” can uncover, repair or murder the Achilles heels in the Ethereum Virtual Machine’s sacred contracts.
In a series of X posts (formerly known as tweets, but let’s not split hairs), CryptoBull has been waxing lyrical about XRP’s prospects. He claims the downtrend is as good as done, and the coin is set to sprint into double digits like a well-trained terrier after a fox. He’s even gone so far as to suggest that XRP, not Ethereum, will lead the altcoin season. Bold move, that, rather like betting on a three-legged horse to win the Derby.
With the solemnity of a church sermon, the platform assures its American believers that borrowing against their altcoins will not ruffle the tax‑man’s feathers or sever their positioning in the market. In other words, you may now borrow with the confidence that you won’t be condemned to a tax sentence for high‑falutin strategy adjustments.
In the quiet town of financial innovation, a peculiar turn of events unfolded: Kraken, that paragon of crypto ambition, swallowed the token management firm Magna, a move as thrilling as watching paint dry, yet somehow more financially perilous. One might wonder, what could possibly drive a company to acquire another, unless it’s the age-old pursuit of growth, or perhaps a desperate attempt to appear relevant in a world that’s already moved on.
In a blog post titled “The Next Chapter for Base,” the team declared their intent to seize control of their codebase with the fervor of a man divorcing his first wife. No more outsourcing upgrades to strangers; Base shall now govern itself, a lone wolf in the blockchain savannah.
In a move that could only be described as inspired, Canary Capital has introduced a U.S.-listed spot exchange-traded fund (ETF) dedicated to the SUI, the native token of the illustrious Sui layer-1 blockchain. This splendid creation, dubbed the Canary Staked SUI ETF (ticker: SUIS), burst onto the Nasdaq stage this Wednesday, much to the astonishment of the financial elite.