Ripple, Aviva, and the XRPL: A Spectacle of Tokenized Funds

In the peculiar theater of contemporary finance, the firm Ripple, ever eager to polish its brass, has clasped hands with Aviva Investors to transplant conventional funds onto the XRP Ledger-an enterprise that sounds like persuading a stern aunt to accept a new pastry at the family table.

Goldman Sachs: $2.3B in Crypto, Because Why Not Gamble with Monopoly Money?

Goldman Sachs, that bastion of financial gravitas, has unveiled a $2.3 billion exposure to the crypto markets via the sanctified vessel of regulated spot ETFs. How quaint! The firm, ever the paragon of compliance, avoids the vulgarity of direct token ownership, opting instead for the genteel embrace of investment vehicles that whisper sweet nothings to regulators. How utterly civilized.