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But the drama does not end there, dear reader. For after this icy intervention, our protagonist-or antagonist, depending on your penchant for melodrama-launched a public campaign to besmirch the pristine reputation of World Liberty Fi. Threats to depress the WLFI token’s price, demands for payments in exchange for silence-oh, the audacity! One might almost admire the sheer effrontery, were it not so tragically amusing. World Liberty Fi, ever the stalwart defender of its honor, now seeks damages and a court order to excise these alleged statements from the annals of public discourse. How very… tidy of them.

In a move that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention to the crypto space (which, let’s be honest, is about three people and a confused cat), Payward, the parent company of the crypto exchange Kraken, has completed its acquisition of Bitnomial. This gives them a full U.S. derivatives stack regulated by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), or as I like to call it, the “Fun Police” of financial markets.

Local sources say the meeting aims to explain the suggested changes to the law about financial reporting and to collect input from businesses before the new rules are made official.

This Sunnyvale-based chipmaker and data center operator (because why just make chips when you can also run the whole show?) is flogging 28 million shares at $115 to $125 a pop. That’s a potential $35 billion valuation, which is a lot of money for something that sounds like a medical condition. But hey, in the AI gold rush, even pickaxes are going public.

Bitcoin fell to $79,074 in Asian hours, erasing nearly $1,500 from its $80,594 peak, a sum not seen since January 31. The air was thick with the sighs of overleveraged optimists.

Bitcoin’s price has dipped slightly to $79,000 after briefly reaching over $80,000 earlier today. Currently, it’s still showing a 0.4% increase over the past 24 hours.

Ah, the post-quantum debate-a theater of the absurd, where the very fabric of Bitcoin’s immutable ledger is threatened by the specter of quantum computers, those cold, unfeeling machines that promise to unravel the secrets of the blockchain like a cheap novel. Robinson, in a research post titled “PACTs: Protecting Your Bitcoin From a Quantum Sunset,” warns that “an attacker with a powerful enough quantum computer could steal hundreds of billions of dollars of Bitcoin.” A theft so grand, so audacious, it would make even the most hardened criminal blush with envy. And yet, the solution he proposes is as convoluted as a Dostoevsky plot, a labyrinth of commitments, proofs, and timestamps that would make even the most astute reader cry out in despair.

On May 4th, Solana (SOL) was trading at around $86.20, a gain of about 2.3% over the previous 24 hours, according to crypto.news. The token has been fluctuating between $80 and $92 for the past week, continuing a period of stability that began in mid-April.

According to the ever-reliable (or not) Iranian state media, the IRGC, as reported by Al Jazeera, the vessel was struck after ignoring warnings from the Revolutionary Guard. One wonders if the captain was too engrossed in checking his Bitcoin portfolio to heed the alarms.

Tether Mints $1B USDT on Tron, Boosting Crypto Market Liquidity Tether has created $1 billion in new Tether USDt on the Tron network, bringing the total supply to almost $189.6 billion. This usually means new money is entering the cryptocurrency market, often from traditional currency deposits. Some investors see this as a positive sign, but … Read more