In a blog post titled “The Next Chapter for Base,” the team declared their intent to seize control of their codebase with the fervor of a man divorcing his first wife. No more outsourcing upgrades to strangers; Base shall now govern itself, a lone wolf in the blockchain savannah.
In a move that could only be described as inspired, Canary Capital has introduced a U.S.-listed spot exchange-traded fund (ETF) dedicated to the SUI, the native token of the illustrious Sui layer-1 blockchain. This splendid creation, dubbed the Canary Staked SUI ETF (ticker: SUIS), burst onto the Nasdaq stage this Wednesday, much to the astonishment of the financial elite.
The Israel-based multi-asset brokerage Etoro reported GAAP net income of $69 million for the quarter ended Dec. 31, 2025, up 16% from $59 million a year earlier. Adjusted net income reached $70 million, while adjusted diluted earnings per share came in at $0.71, ahead of the $0.62 analysts expected, according to FactSet data.
The move marks another step in its aggressive expansion as it prepares for an initial public offering (IPO). Because nothing says “we’re serious” like buying up companies left and right.
Now, let’s take a closer look at Ethereum [ETH]. This crypto behemoth, the most liquid of all chains, dominates the stablecoin scene with over 50% market share, yet it finds itself down about 6% for the year. It seems liquidity is playing hard to get, and Ethereum is left standing awkwardly at the bar, nursing its drink.
Hayes, ever the wordsmith, dubs Bitcoin a “fiat liquidity fire alarm”-a phrase so apt one wonders why it wasn’t coined sooner. This digital sentinel, he claims, is the first to sound the alarm when credit conditions shift, much like a debutante fainting at the sight of a poorly tied cravat.
TRM Labs decided to publish an analysis-because who doesn’t want to read about numbers that make your head spin? They found that these stablecoins were flowing like water, with the bad guys raking in a cool $141 billion through stablecoin wallets. And let’s not forget that $72 billion linked to the infamous A7A5 token. Sounds fancy, right? It’s like a VIP pass to the world of sanctions-related shenanigans, which accounted for 86% of all illicit crypto flows. Who knew crime could be so profitable?
According to the sage analysts, March 2021 marked our first major crescendo-a symphony of exuberance where retail investors were euphoric and the RSI was stretched thinner than a tightrope walker over a vat of boiling water. And then, like a prodigal son, came the sharp correction, knocking everyone off their feet.
Indeed, the good lady declared that from the farthest corners of the land, advisors are besieged by their clients’ queries, “XRP, XRP, what sayest thou of XRP?” And lo, in some circles, it is second only to the mighty Bitcoin in the hearts of the crypto faithful. Grayscale, ever the chronicler, tweeted this tale, leaving the masses to ponder the persistence of XRP’s allure.
“We are in a crypto winter,” Saylor announced. “This is the fifth major drawdown of Bitcoin in the five years since I’ve been in the marketplace.”