On Wednesday, Kwon’s lawyers came forward with the startling assertion that the former CEO deserves only a five-year sentence. Apparently, nearly three years in prison already (with half of that time in some pretty tough conditions in Montenegro) has been “substantial” enough. Because who wouldn’t consider prison in Montenegro “brutal,” right? 🌍
Everdawn Labs, the startup that clearly believes “omnichain” is a superpower, announced USDT0’s $50B milestone. For context, that’s about how much money people spend on avocado toast in a decade. 🥑
The crypto-asset reporting framework, or CARF-sounds almost like a new Swiss chocolate, doesn’t it?-will still be enshrined in law come January 1, 2026, but the actual party of data exchange won’t kick off until… well, sometime later. Swiss authorities paused deliberations, perhaps to enjoy some fine fondue before the fun begins. 🧀
And it gets better. “We invest in dozens of companies a year,” Peymani droned on with the enthusiasm of someone describing their new sandcastle obsession. “Whether it’s AI or DePIN or DeFi or gaming, our goal is to keep an eye on the expanding universe we’re part of.” It’s like a cosmic tour through the universe of tech, and Animoca is riding shotgun with a giant bag of money.
Enter ‘The Bearable Bull’-who, unlike most bulls, prefers to remain anonymous. With a following so enormous it makes Twitter look like a quiet library, this crypto oracle declared that XRP might be gearing up for a dramatic cosmic change. Imagine a wave so big it could reshape the market’s mood; a wave that might lift XRP from its current slumber of $2.2 to a dizzying $8. Naturally, such a leap would be a staggering 263.4% increase, because who doesn’t love a good prediction of impossible things? The analyst, who has spent seven years and countless sleepless nights building cryptobusiness empires-mostly in the shadows-has decided it’s time to step into the limelight. The reason? Well, if you’ve kept your identity secret while doing well, why not emerge and tell the world your predictions are slightly crazy but very optimistic? 🚀
Now, just to set the scene: the crypto market has been doing its best imitation of a roller coaster that actually stays on the tracks. Coins are soaring, traders are grinning, and yet, amid this exciting chaos, Solana’s ETF universe suddenly decided to take a mini vacation from inflows. Apparently, not everyone’s feeling the love anymore, especially on November 26, 2025, of all days. Who knew?
Mitchell Demeter: Back in the day-think of it as the Blockchain Stone Age-faster and cheaper was all that mattered. Ethereum was the slow, expensive kid on the block. But now, everyone’s got a cheap, fast toy, so the real challenge is: who can make people actually want to stay? Like a poorly written sitcom, if the show doesn’t hook you, you switch channels immediately.
When that delta sings a positive tune, it’s whales throwing their weight around with longs, swaggering through the market like they own the place. But when it whispers negative, it’s more like a herd of whales reluctantly giving up their reserves, tossing out shorts, and watching retail traders get ready for another round of “Will It Go Up or Down?”
By the stroke of Q2 2025, Shibarium shall embrace Zama’s Fully Homomorphic Encryption (FHE) – a technological marvel that promises to cloak transactions in secrecy, like a magician’s cape. 🪄 With this, Shibarium dreams of becoming the Houdini of blockchains, escaping the chains of transparency that bind lesser networks. But will it be a masterpiece or a mere illusion? 🎩
Should Binance deign to bestow its favor upon any of these contenders next month, the price reaction shall be as dramatic as a Wildean wit at a tea party. Below, we present three tokens worthy of your most discerning gaze.
