Crypto news

Quantum computing is advancing, which is great if you’re into sci-fi or have a PhD in physics. But for the rest of us, it means the cryptography holding up the internet and blockchains is now under “long-term pressure.” Translation: someone will probably break it in 2045, and we need to panic now. The transition isn’t a simple algorithm swap? Of course it’s not. Why would it be? It’s a “multidimensional migration effort”-because who doesn’t want to add three extra dimensions to a problem already complex enough?

While most major coins trade in the red, this sharp rise raises questions among investors: why World Liberty Financial WLFI token price up today? Well, if you’ve ever wondered why a group of people would gather in a Florida resort to discuss cryptocurrency, the answer is probably here. Or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of saying, “Let’s all pretend we understand this.”

ETHZilla, for those who missed its brief moment in the sun (or perhaps a brief moment in the moonlight), once raised 425 million dollars to build an Ether treasury after rebranding from 180 Life Sciences-a name that now sounds like a gym that only sells protein shakes. Mr. Thiel’s involvement was so influential that shares soared to $174, a number that would later plummet with all the grace of a lead balloon at a hot-air balloon festival.

On February 17th-mark your calendars, this is the day Bitwise decided to jump into the future- they submitted a prospectus for six prediction-market ETFs under their fancy new PredictionShares brand. These gems will make their debut on NYSE Arca. Why? Because why wouldn’t you want your investments to be part of the big leagues?

The U.S. dollar, that paper monarch of the global stage, is poised for a week of ignominious defeat, its position in the eyes of investors more precarious than a tightrope walker in a hurricane. Yet, Bitcoin, that sly fox of the crypto woods, remains curiously unimpressed, as if it has grown weary of the old narrative that a faltering dollar must always herald its ascent.

With the market in a tailspin, WLD dipped beneath its short-term moving average (EMA20), a signal as clear as a foghorn in a thunderstorm: the bears were in charge, and the bulls were busy polishing their monocles.

As XRP flounders about in the mid-$1 range-caught in a rather tedious sideways dance akin to a cat contemplating its reflection-this prediction emerges like a beacon of hope amidst weeks of lackluster market performance. The analyst asserts that XRP has concluded its wave 2 accumulation phase, and is now primed for a meteoric rise. Quite the leap, wouldn’t you say?

So, Dragonfly Capital just pulled off the financial equivalent of winning the lottery during a recession with their new $650 million fund. Managing Partner Haseeb Qureshi shared that this is a classic case of “we’re not dead yet!” Well, at least not emotionally.

He’s basically saying, “Disagree with me on one thing? Great! Disagree with me on everything else? Still great! Just don’t expect me to host a family therapy session.”

Crypto market sentiment has dropped to rare lows, and Matrixport says this shift may mark a turning point for Bitcoin. Imagine a toddler having a tantrum-except this time, the tantrum is in the form of a 40% price drop and a collective sigh of despair from investors.