In the grand tradition of social media bragging, Scaramucci posted a photo of himself and Saylor at the Bitcoin MENA event-because nothing screams credibility like a selfie with a guy who wants to own all Bitcoin in circulation and turn it into some digital magic 10% guaranteed return. Ah, the sweet nectar of crypto dreams, served with a side of sarcasm. 😅
This move comes hot on the heels of the UK’s decision to reverse its crypto ban earlier this year. It’s like the two countries are having a regulatory race to see who can make crypto more accessible first. Spoiler: it’s not a marathon; it’s more of a leisurely stroll. 🏃♀️💨
The scene unfolds as the hijacker, cloaked in the guise of a harmless trader, orchestrated a pump-and-dump scheme that slickly pocketed the scammers approximately $55,000 worth of virtual confetti. CZ, the venerable founder of Binance, was the first to raise the alarm, twittering (or X-ing, as it now calls itself) about the compromised profile, warning the crypto voyagers, “Web 2 social media security is not that strong. Stay safu!”-a reminder that perhaps even heroes fall when digital villains are involved. 🦸♂️🖥️
The ADA price is up 10% in the last 24 hours and is currently trading at $0.47. Founder Charles Hoskinson, that indefatigable optimist, also praised the Cardano Midnight launch, the blockchain’s zero-knowledge privacy network-a project so ambitious it might just convince the world that privacy and regulation can coexist. Or perhaps not. 🤷
My dear sirs and madams, gather ’round as we contemplate the grand spectacle at 2:00 p.m. ET today-an event most anticipated, where the FOMC is expected to graciously reduce interest rates by a trifling 25 basis points, with a probability of 90% that this wish will be granted. The illustrious Fed Chair Jerome Powell shall then give his discourse at 2:30 p.m., where any mention of QE or liquidity support could persuade the markets to dance with joy-or despair. Should he hint at further cuts, risk assets might join in a merry rally; a neutral tone, however, could cause a brief symphony of volatility. Heaven forefend, if inflationary fears take hold, beware the market’s melancholy descent-oh, the drama! 🎭
Apparently, the folks at Strive aren’t just content with playing the crypto game-they want to be the Bitcoin kings of the corporate world. Co-founded by Vivek Ramaswamy (who, rumor has it, is also a part-time magician), Strive has been riding the crypto rollercoaster, after pivoting its strategy this year via some fancy-finance magic called a reverse merger. Now, they hold enough BTC to make some folks jealous, ranking as the 14th largest corporate holder. That’s a lot of digital dough, enough to make you want to wear sunglasses indoors. 😎
The surge triggered a ballet of liquidations, as traders, like hapless dancers, were caught off-balance by Bitcoin’s abrupt pirouette. While sentiment swelled, XRP’s struggle to keep pace with the sector’s fervor was a tale as old as time-perhaps even older than the Kremlin’s secrets. 🕺💸
It seems the chaps at Tempo have noticed that reliable payment infrastructure is all the rage. And so, with a flurry of optimistic pronouncements, they’ve integrated Chainlink to “optimize” stablecoin settlement. Optimise! As if settlement were a particularly messy game of croquet that simply required a bit of tidying. The result, we are assured, is a boost to Tempo’s plan to provide efficient global payments. One can only hope it doesn’t involve too much paperwork. 🧐 It all signifies deeper collaboration between the financial bigwigs and the blockchain enthusiasts, a truly dazzling spectacle.
Trading at a modest $0.14, our canine-inspired token has embraced a life of consolidation, its volatility as restrained as a Victorian maiden’s laughter. Yet, beneath this veneer of calm, on-chain engagement burgeons like a scandal in a drawing room. New use cases sprout like wildflowers in spring-paying taxes in Argentina, booking flights with Alternative Airlines-and traders, those eternal romantics, await the breakout with bated breath. The long-term trajectory? A subject of renewed parlor gossip, my dear. 🧐
According to the latest Interpretive Letter 1188 (how thrillingly bureaucratic!), banks may now play middleman in cryptocurrency trades, provided they do so with all the flair of a debutante at her first ball-brief, graceful, and entirely without scandal. 💃