In the hallowed halls of the Milk Road Show on November 26, Hayes, with a flourish of his rhetorical cane, proclaimed the recent descent to $80,000 as the cycle’s nadir. “Global dollar liquidity,” he intoned, “has turned a corner, much like a well-dressed gentleman avoiding a puddle.” 🕴️💸
United Network now fully supports Polygon with its secure, non-custodial hardware wallet. This wallet, designed as a convenient card, lets you easily transfer tokens, swap them between different blockchains (including Polygon and others), and securely manage your POL tokens. You can make swaps both between different blockchains and within the Polygon network itself, all while maintaining full control of your assets.
Once a humble prince, Bitcoin now retakes the throne, climbing from the depths of $84,000 to boast a proud $91,138 – a higher low, some say, akin to a clumsy but determined student climbing a mountain with a crooked ladder. With a MACD crossover – a fancy term that sounds like an aristocrat’s dance move – the trend now seems to lean bullish, as if to say: “I have returned, and I shall conquer!” The candles, those flickering flames of market sentiment, now flicker with renewed vigor after weeks of despair, like a fire rekindled after the rain.
Bitcoin might conquer resistance and soar, or crumble like a poorly baked soufflé, retreating to support levels where even the crumbs of hope vanish. 🧁
Three US-listed Bitcoin miners led the rally, with Cleanspark, Riot Platforms and Cipher Mining all rising in the session and showing double-digit gains over the past five days. One might say they’re as cheerful as a parrot in a jazz band. 🐦💰
According to the wise prophets at BTIG (think Wall Street’s very own clairvoyants), December might see Bitcoin tiptoeing past the $100,000 mark – that legendary number that sounds like someone just made it up during a Vegas binge. They note that BTC is a seasoned bottom-dweller, often hitting its lowest point around late November – fitting, since it’s almost turkey time. As the RSI (Really Serial Indicator – okay, Relative Strength Index, but it sounds more fun my way) hit oversold status last week, the coin’s potential for a comeback resembles that of a caffeinated acrobat.
Day after day, the inflows flowed like wine at a feast! The most glorious days? November 14th (💰$243.05 million!) and November 24th (💰$164.04 million!). A true testament to the power of… well, maybe not the market, but the marketing! 📈
Bitcoin, that darling of the digital realm, sashayed past the $90,000 mark on Wednesday, much to the relief of those poor ETF holders who were starting to look a bit peaky. 🤑 Back in the black, my dears, back in the black! And all thanks to that darling Cathie Wood, who insists her $1.5 million Bitcoin price target is as solid as a Coward cocktail. 🍸
The growth of the XRP Spot ETFs is robust, one might even say flourishing, but there is more to the matter than meets the eye. It seems that the tale unfolding behind these funds is not without a certain level of sophistication-nay, mystery. Our expert, Pumpius, who, let it be known, is no stranger to the crypto world, has discovered a subtle play at hand among the institutions, a play of which the general populace is blissfully unaware.
His words fell upon the ZEC, which had already plummeted 35% in two weeks, a descent more grievous than the fall of a proud kingdom. 🚀
