Crypto news

In a recent Bloomberg interview, Mike Wilson-a man who probably still believes in the tooth fairy-predicted the index might leap 14% higher this year, as if stocks are on a sugar rush.

For those who still clutch their Bitcoins, the temptation to sell must feel like a siren’s call, irresistible and damning. The price chart is a tableau of despair, where only the most deluded faithful remain. Yet, even in this descent, there is a perverse humor-a market that punishes hope with relentless efficiency.

Mr. Hilton hath drawn attention to a matter oft overlooked: though institutions do partake in XRP, they are not so desperate as to purchase it in droves for the sole purpose of inflating its price. One might as well expect a gentleman to inflate his waistcoat merely to impress a barmaid.

RedotPay, a Hong Kong-based stablecoin payments company, aspires to raise more than $1 billion in a U.S. IPO, a sum that could value it at over $4 billion. A modest goal, one might say, in a world where billions are but mere numbers on a screen.

Bitcoin, that darling of the digital realm, now hovers in the mid-$60,000 range, its momentum as weakened as a dandy after a night of excessive champagne. One cannot help but wonder if it is merely catching its breath or preparing for a more dramatic descent.

On one side: crypto’s dream team (Coinbase, Ripple, Andreessen Horowitz) begging for stablecoins to be allowed to do things like “programmability” and “rewards”-basically, they want to turn money into a video game. On the other side: banks, who just want to keep their monopoly on savings and pretend the 21st century never happened.

The Kingdom of Bhutan, once known for making tourists pay to breathe its air, has suddenly gone all-in on digital nomads. Now you can live there without needing to wear a traditional gho or pretend to meditate. Just pay up, and they’ll let you wander freely-no minimum income, no mandatory chanting, and definitely no quizzes on Buddhist philosophy.

In a most enlightening chat on the Charles Schwab Network, John Haar, Managing Director of Swan Bitcoin, weighed in on the current mess. Investors are apparently confused-surprise, surprise-because, while Bitcoin’s institutional adoption is rising faster than a caffeine addict on a Monday morning, its price is tanking. Welcome to crypto, folks!

In the past week, Pi has taken a tumble, dropping more than 6%, followed by a Monday slide that felt like a drunkard’s lurch-another 4%. Now, it’s trading near its all-time low, hovering around $0.1300. For a project that’s supposed to be celebrating, the price chart looks more like a wake than a party.

Having closed below $0.1020, Dogecoin, that once-proud steed, now trots in the shadow of Bitcoin and Ethereum, its hooves stumbling over $0.10 and $0.0950. A low of $0.0932, that cruel jest, was reached, followed by a brief recovery above $0.0925, only to be thwarted by the 38.2% Fib retracement, that unyielding wall.