And so, it trades at $3,037, a gain of 3.5% today. But let’s not get carried away. Only a month ago, it tumbled almost 40%, a fall from grace that left it 38% short of its former glory-August’s fleeting $4,946. All a bit dramatic, if you ask me. 🎭
According to Nazarov, DeFi is approximately 30% of the way to being everyone’s breakfast cereal, with the remaining 70% hung up on a giant question mark called ‘Regulation.’ He claims that once regulation clarifies how we can trust these swanky onchain systems – bit like giving a kid a license to run wild but with a GPS – that number could shoot past 50%. Big if, of course, because regulators still haven’t fully decided whether DeFi is a financial playground or a liability bonfire.
The $0.03 and $0.0475 resistances need to be flipped to support quickly, or the price will spiral like a drunk poet in a storm 💨. The Plume network, once a beacon of promise, now feels like a Siren’s song luring traders to their doom.
The Ethereum Valuation Dashboard is less a tool and more a philosophical crisis disguised as math. It drags Wall Street’s dusty textbooks into the dim glow of blockchain bars, where DCF and P/E ratios sip espresso beside Metcalfe’s Law, which keeps yelling about network effects with the passion of a man who just discovered graphs. Kim calls it “rigorous.” We call it hopeful. 🤞 Institutions, once skeptical like distant uncles, now nod sagely at phrases like “fundamental analysis in crypto,” as if they’ve always believed in digital ether.
After its calamitous drop in November, XRP, rather like an overwrought debutante at her first ball, appears to be finding its footing-alas, primarily in the tell-tale charts of social media. There, it is paraded pompously as a phoenix set to soar back to an illustrious $3, a claim scandalously at odds with stolid reality.
The RSI is way overbought, and Sequential readings are throwing up red flags for potential volatility. So what’s next? Well, we’re eyeing $0.05 as the resistance and $0.033 as the support. It’s like playing a high-stakes game of chicken. 🐔💥
Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind this financial circus, boldly proclaimed that their Bitcoin holdings would be worth nearly six times their outstanding convertible notes if Bitcoin were to fall to Strategy’s average purchase price. This now-gloriously-titled “Bitcoin Rating” seems to be the new measure of success, right up there with ‘most delusional claims made in a crisis.’ 🙃
The latest chart patterns show Worldcoin sluggishly inching between $0.62 and $0.64, just a smidgen above November’s multi-year low of $0.5983 T. This narrow range is hardly a surprise given the general downward spiral that’s plagued this asset throughout 2025. After all, a 20% drop in a month is nothing to write home about, right? The bearish momentum seems to have found its groove.
But hark! The soothsayers of the charts, with their arcane tools and mystical trendlines, have divined a singular point of leverage-a fulcrum upon which the fate of this beleaguered altcoin doth hang. Will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes, or shall it sink further into the quagmire of despair? The answer, my friend, lies in the mystical range of $2,830 to $2,835, a narrow band where whales, those leviathans of the crypto seas, have cast their mighty nets. 🐳
Oh, and the crypto market tagged along for the ride, hitting $3.09 trillion. Because why not? 🚀
