Crypto Drama! 🏛️ White House & Coinbase Clash

Writing on X – a platform increasingly resembling a digital town square filled with pronouncements and pointed jabs – Mr. Armstrong declared the report inaccurate. One pictures him penning the message with a sigh and a perfectly manicured eyebrow raise.

Bitcoin’s Weekend Mood: 📉 Oops!

Bitcoin, bless its volatile heart, decided to stumble into the new week looking a bit…bruised. It fell below $92,000, which, honestly, sounds like a lot of zeros for something you can’t actually touch. As of right now, it’s hovering around $93,000, absorbing a wave of selling pressure. Brisk volume, they call it. I call it panic. 🤷‍♀️

Bitcoin ETFs Soar: Weekly Inflows Take Wall Street by Storm! 🚀💰

Lo and behold, this latest inflow-a veritable waterfall of capital-heralds the triumphant return of demand among US institutional investors. And what of our beloved Bitcoin? Why, it too has responded with a joyous leap, soaring as high as $97,500, leaving mere mortals to ponder the whims of the market with a slightly raised eyebrow. 🤔

Crypto User Loses $282M… But Wait, There’s More!

According to prominent blockchain sleuth ZachXBT, the crypto theft occurred on January 10, 2026 at around 11:00 pm UTC. Around 2.05 million Litecoin (worth roughly $153 million) and 1,459 Bitcoin (equivalent to around $139 million) was drained from the victim’s hardware wallet after they were tricked into sharing their seed phrase. 🤖🧠

XRP’s Peculiar Rise: A Tale of Wallets & Whimsy

In recent days, XRP has been departing public exchanges with all the haste of a debutante fleeing an undesirable suitor. Once removed from such establishments, these tokens are, much like a well-guarded spinster, far less likely to be hastily parted with. This does not, of course, ensure a rise in fortune, but it does render the supply somewhat scarcer-a circumstance that would surely delight any tradesman of sense. 💼