Yet, alas, the Futures arena remains a gloomy theatre. The mood was decidedly gloomy, with sentiment as bearish as an English fog. The Long/Short Ratio shambled down to 0.92, and shorts-those wretched pessimists-claimed a sullen 52%, placing a heavy velvet curtain on the upside potential. 🎭🐻
Bitcoin’s magic “entity-adjusted dormancy flow” (yeah, fancy words) dipped below 250,000 – historically, that’s when wallets start itching to buy.
Less than a year ago, they did the exact same thing with Google Cloud. Let’s call it… *diversification*. Or maybe they’re just collecting cloud providers like Pokémon. 🎮
Haddad spoke about Drex, Brazil’s upcoming central bank digital currency, and insisted the point isn’t a privacy police state, but a smoother financial system. He’s basically posing for a brochure while the plot thickens in the background like a bad soap opera.
Before you swoon, do take a moment to examine the man behind the crystal ball-and why he’s so keen to wax lyrical about Bitcoin.
They got a fancy license from the Singapore central bank (a year ago! Very established!) and teamed up with StraitsX. The goal? Let you spend USDT (issued by Tether – yes, that Tether 😬) and USDC (Circle Internet, which sounds suspiciously like a spy ring) on boring things like groceries.
Well, I’ll be jiggered! Keel, the spiffing new Solana-native capital allocator, made its debut on Tuesday with plans to chuck up to $2.5 billion into decentralized finance (DeFi) and tokenized asset markets. Top hole!
