Crypto news

BTCS, a publicly traded company focused on blockchain technology, has made a bold move – or should we say, a desperate attempt to stay afloat? 🤑 The company announced a one-time Ethereum (ETH) dividend, aptly named “Bividend,” worth $0.05 per share. Because, you know, who doesn’t love free money? 🤑 Additionally, BTCS is offering a one-time loyalty payment of 0.35 per share in ETH to shareholders who transfer their shares to the book-entry system with the transfer agent and retain them until January 26, 2026. Talk about a long-term commitment 📆.

So, the big shot U.S. crypto exchange-Coinbase, if you’re living under a rock-decided August 18, 2025, was the perfect day to launch perpetual futures for XRP and Solana. Naturally, they’re calling them ‘nano contracts’, which sounds adorable, until you realize they let you bet on the price swings of two of the hottest digital coins without actually owning a single XRP or SOL. Genius! This follows their earlier daring attempt on Bitcoin and Ethereum, because why not spread the chaos? 🚀

ADA’s technicals are as sprightly as a penguin on roller skates, with a $2 moonshot in sight. 🐧🚀

The notes, set to mature in 2031, will be exchangeable into cash, stock, or both-TeraWulf’s way of saying, “We’re not sure what we’re doing, but let’s gamble on it!” The initial conversion price of $12.43 per share is a 32.5% premium to last week’s close, because why not? 🤷‍♂️

On August 18, TeraWulf declared that Google’s investment would fund a data center expansion at Lake Mariner, New York, via the Fluidstack platform. A noble endeavor! Or is it a Faustian pact? In exchange for $1.4 billion in debt financing, Google received warrants for 32.5 million shares. A bargain, perhaps, or a cursed chalice. 📜

But lo and behold! Our dear DOGE, that rascal, has chosen to defy the odds, slipping down by a modest 1.18% in the last 24 hours. What a rebel! 🎭

Picture it: a pen, a form, and presto-two signatures scratch the poor businessman off his own balance sheet. Even the ink didn’t stick; the very atoms of the checkbook felt lighter, like laughing gas on a summer porch. Meanwhile, on July the third, the thieving woman thumbed her phone with all the casual aplomb of ordering tacos and shipped off three-hundred grand and small change to distant corners where honest cash fears to tread. She might as well have used emojis: 👋💰🏃‍♀️💨.

Circle, in a recent X post, declared its mission to build the “internet of money” – a phrase so vague it could describe a toaster with a PhD. They claimed they’ve been working on this since 12 years ago, which is roughly 120,000 minutes of “innovation” that somehow didn’t include a ‘freeze illicit addresses’ button. Good job, team. You’ve got the dedication of a squirrel chasing a nut through a maze of red herrings.

What’s the scoop? Here’s what you need to know:

According to the oracle of Coinglass, a staggering $2 billion in ETH long positions hang by a thread, ready to be swept away if Ethereum dares to dip to $4,200. The liquidation heatmap resembles a crowded theater, with a massive cluster of positions waiting for the final act. As the curtain rises on further declines, a wave of forced selling may ensue, even as traders scramble to exit stage left.