But hold on to your hats—TRON (TRX) is not just sitting at the kids’ table. It’s made a sassy comeback this year, climbing 25% since the start of 2025. Someone cue the party music! 🎉
For the next couple years, Gutierrez reels in over $2.8 million from one especially unlucky victim. How? He promises government-seized luxury cars, yachts, maybe even a submarine or two (for when traffic really gets bad). “Trust me,” he says, “I work for the government!” That sound you hear? Every con artist in history slow-clapping from the afterlife.
Behold as Arbitrum daintily pirouettes, mimicking the enchanting steps of the early AVAX, a sight to behold! Our dear friend, The Wyckoff Architect, suggests that ARB seems to be tracing an elaborate five-wave dance, having dutifully completed Wave 1 and 2—like a waltz in a frenzied ballroom—and perhaps, just perhaps, we are on the cusp of Wave 3. A macro setup ready to take its bow, reminiscent of AVAX during its first sparkly breakout, no less! Who wouldn’t take a second glance? 🕺
After playing the long game of sideways shuffling, it appears that HBAR is ready to push the party vibes again. That price action? Oh honey, it’s indicating there might be some partying on the horizon. Given that everything else feels like watching paint dry, this is some juicy gossip!
They’re taking back most of the land and going full tourism mode. It’s like when I tried to turn my garage into a state-of-the-art gym, but then realized I just needed more space for my bike. 🚴♂️
Now, over the tumultuous span of a week, SHIB hopped from the sunny shores of positive inflows—an indication that the hopeful were stacking tokens—to a striking outflow that left behind a net change of -352%. Just to spin a yarn for context, imagine 200 trillion tokens waltzing into SHIB one week, only to be swept away by the tide the next. The result? A jaw-dropping delta of -200 trillion, which begs the question: how does one drop more than a hundred percent? Perhaps a new math altogether? 🤔
The gallant Amador divulged in an exclusive tête-à-tête with BeInCrypto that he believes throwing millions at hackers to uncover bugs could stave off losses that could easily make Midas envious. A rather radical departure from traditional cybersecurity—who knew vulnerability could be so lucrative? 💸
2025 is already the year of the wrench. Chainalysis says 35 attacks this year? That’s almost as shocking as Bitcoin hitting $122k. Jameson Lopp’s GitHub repo of physical assaults since 2014 is basically the crypto version of a horror movie sequel. 🎬
Enter our knight in shining armor, CryptoQuant’s Axel Adler! He gallantly points out that this week was *one for the record books*—one of the most intense bear weeks this bull cycle has ever seen! Only 12 weeks in the entire cycle had this much drama. It’s like a soap opera plot twist, only with less betrayal and more Bitcoin. 📉
Although most altcoins are somewhat sluggish on a slow Sunday, a few have tapped multi-month peaks, such as Cronos (CRO). CRO? That’s the crypto equivalent of a hype train with no brakes! 🚂🔥
