So, here’s the deal. The United States has managed to rack up a whopping $37 trillion in national debt. That’s $107,984 owed by every U.S. citizen, and a crushing $323,051 for every taxpayer. I guess that’s what happens when you spend more than you make, year after year. Who knew? 🤷♂️
The rate of Cardano (ADA) has risen by almost 1% since yesterday. 📈💰
This surge is happening just as WhatsApp starts throwing ads in our faces, making Telegram look like the cool kid on the block. Who knew avoiding ads could be so profitable? Talk about a win-win! 🙌
So what’s really going on with Status? Is it poised for another rocket ride, or about to take the express elevator down? Grab your helmet—let’s inspect the wild SNT jungle.
After the Juneteenth break on Thursday, June 19, the Dow Jones Industrial Average opened with a modest 150-point gain, as if the market was testing the waters to see if the calm would hold. 🌊📉
What is this triple-witching, you ask? It’s when a horde of exchange-traded derivatives contracts decide to expire all at once, like a group of friends who can’t decide where to eat. This delightful chaos usually occurs on the third Friday of March, June, September, and December. So, hold onto your hats, dear investors, for this may just be the golden opportunity to snag some crypto treasures! 🏴☠️💎
The company’s plan, spearheaded by its newly appointed director of Bitcoin strategy, Joe Burnett, is nothing if not ambitious. By December 2025, Semler aims to own at least 10,000 BTC; by the end of 2026, 42,000 BTC; and by 2028, the full 105,000 BTC. The total value of this treasure trove? A mere $11 billion at today’s prices. 💸
In a dramatic proclamation on X, Ardoino lamented the failures of our beloved cloud-based security systems, exclaiming, “The cloud has failed us. Again. 16 billion passwords just leaked. It’s time to ditch the cloud.” Ah, the cloud! That ethereal sanctuary we all trusted, now revealed as a mere mirage in the desert of cybersecurity.
With the regulation of cryptocurrency heating up and the GENIUS Act moving forward, every move by the Trumps is being closely watched.
But this time, he didn’t just tweet; he prophesied, sharing his grand visions and dire warnings about the future of artificial intelligence, a technology that, according to him, could either elevate humanity to unprecedented heights or reduce us to mere footnotes in the annals of cosmic history. 🌌