Crypto news

Onchain sleuths, those modern equivalents of over-curious footmen, spotted something at block height 917053, where Bitfinex’s hot wallet delivered 8,888.8888888 BTC into a purse said to be under Tether’s command. It is not the first time the same numerical talisman has graced this address-the wallet has received multiple visits from the very same number, as if fortune itself were paying a social call with a cheque book shaped like an octopus’s tentacles. 🤡

Inflows into Bitcoin ETFs? A mere $240 million this September! BlackRock, ever the financial alchemists, conjured $260 million from their crypto cauldron in two years. One might call it a *boon*-if one ignores the existential dread of market volatility. 🧙♂️

Yet, alas, the Futures arena remains a gloomy theatre. The mood was decidedly gloomy, with sentiment as bearish as an English fog. The Long/Short Ratio shambled down to 0.92, and shorts-those wretched pessimists-claimed a sullen 52%, placing a heavy velvet curtain on the upside potential. 🎭🐻

Bitcoin’s magic “entity-adjusted dormancy flow” (yeah, fancy words) dipped below 250,000 – historically, that’s when wallets start itching to buy.

Less than a year ago, they did the exact same thing with Google Cloud. Let’s call it… *diversification*. Or maybe they’re just collecting cloud providers like Pokémon. 🎮

Haddad spoke about Drex, Brazil’s upcoming central bank digital currency, and insisted the point isn’t a privacy police state, but a smoother financial system. He’s basically posing for a brochure while the plot thickens in the background like a bad soap opera.

Before you swoon, do take a moment to examine the man behind the crystal ball-and why he’s so keen to wax lyrical about Bitcoin.

They got a fancy license from the Singapore central bank (a year ago! Very established!) and teamed up with StraitsX. The goal? Let you spend USDT (issued by Tether – yes, that Tether 😬) and USDC (Circle Internet, which sounds suspiciously like a spy ring) on boring things like groceries.