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Bitcoin’s mighty [BTC] $100k dream is hanging by a thread — one wrong bump, and it might snap like a broken candy cane.

Such growth — oh, how it blooms like a stubborn weed in the garden of chaos! — comes as Sei’s ecosystem draws the attention of game-makers and DeFi adventurers. But behold, the native token, SEI, has suffered a fall more dramatic than a peasant’s reputation at a noble feast, declining in May by over 30%. Truly, in this realm, growth and decline walk hand in hand like old comrades or bitter rivals. 🤷‍♂️

Hailing from St. Petersburg (California, not Russia—although who knows anymore), ARK threw its money into the crypto pool, alongside the usual suspects like Coinbase (COIN), Robinhood (HOOD), and, as always, the mysterious XYZ. Think of it as the crypto version of a brunch buffet—sure to give you a stomach ache but oh-so-enticing.

According to Mallers, 21 has released five publicly verifiable Bitcoin addresses. Think of them as little digital piggy banks filled with over 42,000 BTC—enough to buy a small country or a very fancy yacht. These funds come from big shots: Tether, Bitfinex, and soft-spoken SoftBank, all contributing their loot as if they were neighbors passing around sugar.

According to the lofty decree from the Department of Justice—whose motto seems to be “Let’s Burn Some Money”—this effort aims to confiscate assets allegedly earned from illicit labor and laundering, all to dodge the watchful eyes of U.S. sanctions. Because nothing says “legitimate business” quite like chain hopping, token swapping, and wearing false masks—like a masquerade ball for cybercriminals. 🎩

World Liberty Financial (WLFI)—that’s the fancy name for Trump’s DeFi baby—has sent a stern cease-and-desist letter, basically telling the creators of the wallet to stop, or else. The letter was aimed at Fight Fight Fight LLC, a company with a name that sounds like a fumble in the phone book and the creator of something called ‘GetTrumpMemes’ (because nothing says seriousness like whimsical internet coins). Earlier this week, these jokers announced the wallet launch in cahoots with crypto service provider Magic Eden, and well, let’s just say the family isn’t exactly throwing parties over it. 🎉🤡

In the end, this gambit shows a certain dedication—or perhaps delusion—on Metaplanet’s part, to lock in their place as a major player in what remains an unpredictable, often laughable, game. We all watch with bated breath, contemplating whether this is visionary foresight or just a very expensive folly. 🤔💸

Let us not get lost in the dull semantics, my dear friend. A ve(3,3) DEX, they say. Oh, how the masses cheer when something ‘new’ and ‘innovative’ enters the stage! Momentum, it seems, has pulled off quite the financial feat, securing the backing of numerous illustrious entities: Coinbase Ventures, Protagonist, DNA Fund, and others. A constellation of financial giants, each with their own hidden agendas. But no matter, for now they dance in harmony. The $100 million? It will be used to scale operations, they say, increase liquidity depth, and develop yet more ‘features’ to please both the retail masses and the high-rolling institutional players. How noble, how wonderfully forward-thinking!

Once upon a time, SUI was soaring high, reaching a thrilling four-month peak at $4.29. Fast forward a few weeks, and now it’s just kind of stuck, meandering between $3.40 and $4.00 like that one friend who always says, “I’ll be five minutes,” but never is. And then, last week, bam! A 14.2% drop. Ouch. Now it’s resting at the $3.00 support, just hanging on by a thread.

А ведь совсем недавно, словно король на троне, этот DOG бегал по просторам, собирая прибавку аж почти полусотни процентов за месяц. И тут — бац! — внезапный отказ от своих хитрых плясок, и цена ползёт вниз, как воробей, захваченный котом. Только за одну неделю он скатился чуть более чем на 8%, словно ныряет в холодную прорву, чтобы остудить свою пылкую страсть к безумной популярности. 😂