Pi Network: $0.35 or Bust? 🚀🤑

Weeks of downward spirals, like a tragic verse in a forgotten poem, have led Pi Network to this crossroads. $0.35 stands firm, a bastion against the bears, with value area lows and candle rejections singing its praises. And lo! The network prepares for a grand upgrade, aligning with Stellar’s Protocol 23-a move as ambitious as a poet rewriting the classics. 🖋️✨ If buyers hold their ground, Pi might ascend, though whether it’s heaven or just a higher ledge remains to be seen. 🌤️⛅

Shiba Inu Price Just Might Break the Internet: Here’s Why!

So here’s the lowdown: Carter’s Twitter fingers have been busy, and he’s confirmed that Shiba Inu has broken out of its *descending channel*. I know, it sounds like something out of a space documentary, but just go with it. Apparently, the coin has busted through this channel like it’s auditioning for the next Fast & Furious movie, and now it’s hanging out just below the 50-day moving average (MA). That’s some serious market gossip, right?

Bitcoin’s Wallets: 91% Still in Profit! 🚀 (But the Other 9% Are Screaming ‘Why Did I Buy at the Top?!’)

So here’s the deal: Bitcoin took a tumble, but only 9% of its supply’s cryin’ into their coffee. The other 91%? They’re sittin’ pretty, smirkin’ like they just stole the sheriff’s horse. This ain’t your grandpa’s bear market-this is one of the toughest nuts Bitcoin’s ever cracked. 🐎

Tokenized Stocks: The Galaxy Digital Saga Takes a Hilarious Turn 🚀

Asset tokenization just hit a new milestone, courtesy of Galaxy Digital’s bold leap into the future. On September 3rd, they announced their partnership with Superstate, allowing shareholders to tokenize and hold GLXY shares onchain. It’s like giving traditional equities a glow-up, complete with blockchain glitter and decentralized vibes. ✨