SEC’s Farce: Crypto in Limbo as Bureaucrats Nap

One must marvel at the irony: the SEC, though not entirely defunct, is barely more animate than a taxidermied bear. The EDGAR system, that digital repository of corporate filings, continues its mindless hum, while the human cogs who once reviewed these documents have been furloughed to their drawing rooms, leaving the machinery to churn unsupervised. A Kafkaesque tableau, indeed.

XRP in Turmoil: A Molière-Style Comedy of Coins

Ripple’s XRP, that fickle wretch of a token, did not escape the fashion of folly; it tumbled to its nadir since November 2024 (on most stalls of trade) at a touch above $1.50. Since that tumble, there hath been a modest recovery-now it sits beyond $1.60-but the sentiment remains draped in sombre velvet, bearish as a winter’s night.

Heartopia Has New Codes That You Can Redeem Right Now

Heartopia, a free-to-play life simulation game, launched on January 17th. Developed by XD Inc. based in Shanghai, China, it’s available on PC through Steam, as well as on Android and iOS devices. Since its release, XD has regularly shared promo codes to give players small, temporary bonuses and keep them engaged.