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Yet, undeterred by the market’s gloomy demeanor, Ark Invest reveals that Wood’s financial warriors have boldly ventured forth, purchasing additional shares in crypto-related ventures. As Bitcoin teeters below the once-coveted mark of $80,000, one can only imagine the collective gasps echoing through the hallowed halls of finance.

The biggest cryptocurrencies are leading the fall:

With a wink and a nudge, Benjamin whispered to his 1.1 million fans on X, “Keep your eyes peeled, my friends! Bitcoin could be ready to throw a party one of these days!”

Ah, the exquisite agony of BitMine Immersion Technologies, that audacious leviathan of the digital realm, now wallowing in a sea of unrealized losses-a staggering $7.4 billion, no less-on its hoard of 4.285 million ETH. Purchased, with what one can only imagine was a flourish of hubris, at an average of $3,830 per coin, these tokens … Read more

Tron Inc., born of a reverse merger more intricate than a Wildean plot twist, revealed its latest acquisition: 175,507 TRX tokens at a modest $0.28 apiece, a trifling $49,000 investment. This latest trinket swells their TRX trove to 679.9 million tokens, a hoard valued at $540 million-a sum that would make even Dorian Gray reconsider his priorities.

This decision, dear reader, is akin to opening the floodgates of opportunity for those brave souls who dare to venture into event-based trading in the United States. Let the games begin!