🚨 Teachers Union: Crypto = Retirement Ruin? 😂

In a letter penned with the urgency of a drowning man clutching a ledger, the AFT decried the Responsible Financial Innovation Act-a name so oxymoronic it could only be the work of a satirist. “The bill,” they declared, “fails to regulate crypto assets with the rigor of a medieval alchemist trying to turn lead into gold. Most pensions avoid crypto because it’s riskier than a tiger wearing roller skates. This legislation pretends crypto is stable? Absurd!”

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Proves Something That Hardcore Fans Have Known All Along – The 2D Games Are Better

I first got into the Metroid series with Metroid Fusion on the Game Boy Advance and immediately loved it. I’ve also been a big fan of the Metroid Prime games. I really connected with Samus as a character and always enjoy revisiting the Metroid universe. But even though Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is a good game, it reminded me that the series truly shines when it’s a 2D adventure.

Whales Retreat, Bitcoin Bounces: Is the Crypto Tide Turning? 🌊💰

The recent rebound of Bitcoin ain’t no accident, say the number-crunchers at Cryptoquant. Seems the whales, those great leviathans of the crypto sea, have decided to take a nap. Their deposits into exchanges have plunged from 88,000 on Nov. 21 to a mere 21,000 today. That’s like going from a stampede to a Sunday stroll. 🐳😴

Rockstar Will Be Investigated, UK Prime Minister Says

During a parliamentary session on Wednesday, MP Chris Murray questioned Prime Minister Kier Starmer regarding recent layoffs at Rockstar Games. Murray explained that after speaking with the company, he wasn’t convinced they were adhering to employment law and expressed worries about attempts to discourage unionization.

Pokemon GO Reveals January 2026 Community Day Details

Pokémon GO hosts monthly Community Days, special events where players can easily find and catch a particular Pokémon. Recently, the game celebrated its December 2025 Community Day, a two-day event featuring Pokémon from every month of the year. It’s a great way to revisit past events and gives players a second chance to catch those they missed. Now, with January around the corner, Niantic has announced the details for the next Community Day.