Is Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster Diet Just BS? Find Out! 😱💸

Bitcoin’s daily chart has apparently just gotten through a particularly dramatic existential crisis, plunging from a dizzying $96,538 to a still-sober $80,537. The price is coloring in the lines, trying to create higher lows like a valiant, terrified student. Now, it’s um… perched between $86,000 and $90,000, awkwardly eyeing the ceiling like a waiter eyeing a scandal.








