Boruto: Kishimoto Reveals The Reason Naruto Can’t Return Yet

The *Boruto* manga continues its story without featuring Naruto Uzumaki, even though fans have repeatedly asked for his return. It’s been a long time since readers have seen Naruto actively involved in events in Konoha or fighting battles, leading some to believe the author, Kishimoto, is planning a major, impactful reappearance for Naruto later in the *Boruto* series.

US Shutdown Farce: Crypto Wizards Conjure Bills While Rome Burns! 🚀💥

Yet, amidst the gridlock, the legislative merry-go-round spins on. Wednesday brings a Democratic roundtable, a veritable salon of crypto titans from Coinbase, Kraken, Circle, Ripple and sundry other alchemists, convened under the baleful eye of Senator Kirsten Gillibrand to ponder the mythical market-structure bill. How quaint, this post-X insight from the indefatigable Eleanor Terret! 😏

Former Blizzard President Throws Shade at Microsoft’s ‘This is an Xbox’ Strategy

Microsoft launched a somewhat controversial ad campaign called “This is an Xbox” in November 2024. The ads showed devices like tablets, phones, and VR headsets, and called them “an Xbox” simply because they could use Xbox Game Pass. Many fans didn’t like the campaign, feeling it weakened the Xbox brand, particularly as Microsoft was increasingly releasing games on other platforms.

OranjeBTC Amasses 10 BTC-Treasury Now a Bitcoin-Fueled Behemoth! 💸

One might say their treasury strategy is as refined as a butler’s tea service: a blend of direct Bitcoin purchases and “structured derivative strategies” (fancy jargon for “betting on crypto without breaking a sweat”). Put options, hedging instruments-the sort of financial wizardry that would make a pirate blush. 🏴‍☠️

PS5 Has 6 Big Games Releasing in November 2025

As 2025 nears its end, the busy fall season for new game releases is winding down. We won’t see a lot more big titles until around springtime. However, PS5 players still have some exciting new games to look forward to in November and December.

AWS Catastrophe Strikes Crypto Oceans! Coinbase Sinking? 😱

As the calendar cruelly marked October 20, Amazon Web Services, that pulsing artery of the web’s vast body, suffered a grievous rupture, flooding disruption into the veins of countless sites and apps, a veritable hemorrhage of bits and bytes. Serving as the invisible backbone to millions, its failure was like a lover’s betrayal in the dead of night, severe and unforgiving. Scattered among the afflicted, a choir of companies laments the damage wrought upon their empires-chief among them, Coinbase Global Inc., that gilded gate to digital gold. 😏 (Who knew cryptography could be so susceptible to a rainy day in Seattle?)