Dogecoin’s Big Bubble? $22.9M Tokens About to Swell the Market—Hold On!

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Ah, the gentle tide of destruction—another week, another flood of tokens ready to burst onto the scene. This time, Dogecoin, that lovable meme coin with dreams of financial grandeur and a few million dollars worth of new tokens lurking just beneath the surface, is set to see a grand unlocking. Imagine, nearly $23 million worth of DOGE, just waiting to be unleashed, like a horde of caffeinated squirrels on a sugar rush. Such excitement! 🤪

In the quiet spaces of social media—specifically, a post from Wu Blockchain—there’s talk of a series of token unlocks sweeping over the crypto horizon. The most conspicuous among them being Dogecoin, which is about to add a modest 95.5 million DOGE tokens to its already considerable supply. That’s a mere 0.06% increase, or roughly $22.9 million, if you happen to enjoy counting money as much as watching the tide rise.

Now, one might worry—will this flood quench or flood the price? But no need to panic just yet. With daily trading volumes in the billions and liquidity as deep as your grandmother’s Sunday gravy, it appears this flood of tokens will be just another ripple in the vast ocean of crypto chaos. After all, these tokens won’t flood the market all at once—they’ll trickle out in small, manageable batches. The market, like a stoic old man, will probably shrug and carry on. 😉

Meanwhile, other tokens are also shedding their digital skin—Solana, for example, is set to unveil a grand total of 465,770 tokens valued at $87 million, which is really just a fancy way of saying “look at all this money!” Then there’s Trump, Worldcoin, and friends, all busy shedding bits of their invisible inventory, each expecting to cause the usual stir in the grand circus of crypto speculation. 😂

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2025-07-30 10:35