🤑 Strategy’s Bitcoin Hoard Grows-628,946 BTC and Counting! 🤑

On the most mundane of Mondays, the 11th of August, in the year 2025, the indefatigable Michael Saylor, progenitor of Strategy, deigned to inform the world that his establishment had once more indulged in the acquisition of a considerable quantity of that most enigmatic of currencies, Bitcoin (BTC). 🧐

With this latest addition, Strategy’s already prodigious treasury of Bitcoin has swelled to proportions that might provoke envy in even the most stoic of observers. Upon the platform known as X, Mr. Saylor, with a flourish of his digital quill, proclaimed, “Strategy has acquired 155 BTC for the modest sum of ~$18.0 million, at the rate of ~$116,401 per Bitcoin. We have, moreover, achieved a BTC Yield of 25.0% YTD 2025. As of the 10th of August, 2025, we hodl-a term which, one must admit, grows ever more tiresome-628,946 BTC, acquired for ~$46.09 billion at ~$73,288 per Bitcoin.” 🤑

Strategy now finds itself in possession of 3.16% of the 19,904,653.94 BTC currently in circulation, as of block 909,559. This most recent purchase serves to cement Strategy’s position as the preeminent corporate holder of Bitcoin, a title it wears with an air of undeniable gravitas. With more than 3% of the circulating supply under its dominion, the company’s influence upon the market remains, to put it mildly, considerable-though whether this is a boon or a bane, we shall leave to the reader’s imagination. 😏

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2025-08-11 15:37