What to know:
- Bitcoin closed October 8.5% lower, shattering its six-year “Uptober” streak like a porcelain teacup in a storm. CoinGlass’s heat-map weeps red.
- TradingView’s charts reveal a mid-October earthquake and late rebounds that flailed like a goldfish on land. BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP-none reclaimed their early highs.
- BNB, the crypto underdog, clawed its way up 4.2%, defying the apocalypse. A hero in a world of zombies. 🧟♂️
Bitcoin, once a golden boy, now stumbled through October’s autumn chill, its “Uptober” myth shattered. BNB, however, danced in the ashes, a 4.2% grin on its face. 🕊️
The shock? Oct. 10. Trump, with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, threatened tariffs on China. Markets recoiled like a cat spooked by a vacuum. Bitcoin tumbled from $120k to $105k in a heartbeat. Alts? They fell harder than my dating profile after a bad haircut. 💁♂️
Derivatives venues auto-liquidated billions, and half a trillion dollars vanished like a mirage in the desert. October became a theater of macro chaos, not crypto’s fault. Just a bad day at the office. 🏢
CoinDesk Data confirmed the tragedy: Bitcoin’s October was red, ending a six-year “Uptober” saga. CoinGlass’s heat-map mourns 2018’s ghost, the last red October before this one. Seasonality, they say, is a suggestion-not a divine law. 📜
TradingView’s charts? A symphony of despair. Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, XRP-all followed the same tragic arc: rise, crash, whimper. Resistance lines turned to ash. Monthly candles blushed crimson. 🩸
BNB, though, broke the script. It carved higher lows like a poet revising a haiku. ZEC, XMR, WBTC-oddities in the graveyard of gains. Small pockets of light in a sea of darkness. 🌌
Why “Uptober” stuck? Because hope is a stubborn virus. CoinGlass’s grid whispered promises of green Octobers from 2019-2024. This year? A rude awakening. Traders now clutch calendars like talismans, but the gods of finance have grown sardonic. 🙃
Dashboard numbers? A game of whack-a-mole. CoinGlass isolates October’s close; others roll 30-day averages like dice. The truth? The same, just dressed in different costumes. 🎭
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2025-11-01 20:03