Bunni DEX Crashes & Burns: DeFi Users Left Holding Empty Bags!

The infamous exploit, which took place on the fateful day of September 2, targeted the sacred Liquidity Distribution Function (LDF) of Bunni. This, dear reader, was a special mechanism designed to optimize liquidity (so we were promised) for traders. Little did they know, hackers had something more creative in mind.

CZ Back to Binance? 🌶️ 50% Say Yes, 50% Say Maybe, 0% Say No! 🚀

Polymarket CZ Odds

On Oct. 24, the Polymarket titled “Will CZ return to Binance by December 31?” (because nothing screams urgency like a deadline) has hit a 50% chance. Half the traders are shouting YES, while the other half are probably shrugging and saying, “Eh, maybe?” So far, this circus has racked up a trading volume of $45,974. Not bad for a guessing game. 🎪

Megabonk Best Athena Build

Athena’s signature ability, the Aegis, is essential to her playstyle. It defends against attacks and can unleash strong shockwaves when hit, working well with her natural abilities. But the Aegis isn’t very strong at the beginning of the game, so you’ll want another weapon to help you stay alive and gain experience.

Bitcoin to $200K?! 🤯

Yet, alas, ’tis a fickle fortune! For though it strives to reach the dizzying heights of its former glory, it finds itself perpetually thwarted, beset by sellers of a most stubborn disposition. Some whisper that this grand bull run, as they term it, hath already breathed its last. Oh, the lamentations!

Xbox Games With 90+ Scores On Open-Critic

As a huge Xbox fan, I’ve been checking out the best-rated games on the platform, and it’s amazing how many critically acclaimed titles there are! I’m mostly focusing on games made directly by Xbox Game Studios, but I’ve also included a few incredible third-party games that were available on Game Pass right away. These really highlight how well Microsoft is working with other developers and the awesome exclusive deals they’re making – it’s a fantastic look at everything Xbox has to offer.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Bulls Bet Bigger Than a Galactic Hitchhiker 🚀

Deribit, the crypto options exchange so dominant it makes black holes look indecisive, reported an all-time high OI of $50 billion. Their latest update, delivered with the urgency of a Vogon poetry reading, noted that “$100K puts are gaining traction.” Whether this means Bitcoin is heading for the moon or a dramatic faceplant remains to be seen.

Top gainers and losers

Most profitable crypto: Keeta (KTA), Mythos (MYTH), Uranus (URANUS), Ribbita by Virtuals (TIBBIR), tokenbot (CLANKER), Humanity (H), Acet (ACT), Sophon (SOPH), Bounce (AUCTION), Zcash (ZEC).