Picture Circle’s stocks wobbly as a chicken on a unicycle after the CLARITY Act draft decided that “interest” on stablecoins is as welcome as a tax audit on a holiday. The bill tacked on a ban for interest‑like rewards on balances of stablecoins like USDC, essentially blowing a fuse on the core of Circle’s revenue machine. It was so dramatic that the shares fell almost a full 20%, while Coinbase nosedived about 10% because investors suddenly realized that the sweet promise of “100% return” sounds suspiciously like a bad movie sequel.
The act only keeps the market alive with activity‑based bonuses for folks who stash money in a stablecoin account, but the mere ripple of that possibility feels like a joke at a funeral-suitably morbid, really.
Still, a few investors are wearing their best optimism hats, as institutional buyers keep buying amid the chaos-like grandmas buying lottery tickets in 8‑ball billiards. Coin market economists predict that stablecoin could become so appealing that reality TV might have a spin‑off: “Keeping up with the USDC.”
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