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Officers in Almería, armed with little more than suspicion and a fondness for irony, uncovered a digital empire built on the tears of unpaid translators. Since 2014, this Spanish-language manga bazaar allegedly seduced millions of readers worldwide, proving that nothing says “cultural enrichment” like copyright infringement.

Trading volume, that fickle mistress, has surged to $5.3Bn, a figure so grand it might make a king blush. At 11% of Solana’s market cap, it’s a turnover ratio so high, one might mistake it for a theatrical performance-albeit one with no plot, only price swings.

Behold, Bitcoin has reclaimed its throne at $78,000, defying the dour predictions of those who would see it fall. A 7% rally last week, and yet the traders persist in their bearish folly, paying premiums to short an asset that dances ever upward. How quaintly absurd!

The narrative that spreads through the great sea of social media purports a crime so shocking that it could only be a modern miracle, a twist of fate that has to be recorded in history. The statement asserts that the arrest occurred “just now,” but in truth it was a snow‑storm heaved in January 2022. The omission of that key date entirely transforms a mundane account into a sensationalized myth, much like when one believes that the crime of a single night will someday make a whole man romantic and tragic.

The Exposure

Now, old Thorn, Galaxy’s head of research (a fellow who clearly knows his onions), has pointed out that Strategy’s Bitcoin stash has pipped BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) at the post. In a jolly post on X, he remarked that on-chain and treasury-tracking data reveal Strategy as the “largest single BTC‑holding entity,” leaving IBIT in the dust while scooping up coins on the dips like a chap with a silver spoon and a penchant for bargains.

The folks over at Socket, them eagle-eyed security wranglers, spotted this shenanigan on April 23. They reckon it’s part of that TeamPCP supply chain hullabaloo that’s been goin’ round. The rogue npm version? It’s been yanked quicker than a hound dog from a ham bone.