Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round! 🎭 Michael Saylor-Bitcoin cheerleader, corporate gladiator, and chairman of the illustrious* (*may contain traces of satire) Strategy-has once again graced our mortal realm with an X post hotter than a Vegas sidewalk in July. BTC took a little tumble back to $115K (yawn), but fear not! Saylor’s here to remind us all that Bitcoin is his ride-or-die 💍. Or, as he poetically puts it: “Bitcoin Forever.” Move over, Shakespeare.
Michael “The Bitcoin Samurai” Saylor Strikes Again! ⚔️
Behold! Saylor tweeted an image of himself-AI-generated, of course-looking like he just walked off the set of “Conan the Cryptobarian.” 🛡️ Armor? Check. Shield? Obviously. Caption? A soul-stirring two-word manifesto: “Bitcoin Forever.” It’s like he’s daring the crypto gods to test his resolve. Spoiler: They won’t. This man would HODL through a volcanic eruption.
Bitcoin Forever
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 19, 2025
And just when you thought he couldn’t possibly shovel more money into Bitcoin 🤑-BAM!-Strategy drops another $51.4 million on 430 Bitcoins like it’s pocket change at a vending machine. That’s right, folks. At $119,666 per BTC (a steal* *terms and conditions apply), the company’s stash now totals a casual 629,376 Bitcoins. Peasants, take notes.
Strategy has acquired 430 BTC for ~$51.4 million at ~$119,666 per bitcoin…
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 18, 2025
Meanwhile, Strategy flexes a BTC yield of 25.1% YTD-because why not? The only entity hoarding more Bitcoin is BlackRock’s ETF (yawn, institutional money). But Saylor? He’s out here releasing alphabet soup securities (MSTR, STRC, STRK-pick your poison) to fund his infinite Bitcoin shopping spree. 🛒 Because nothing says “financial strategy” like turning your company into a real-life Pac-Man game for BTC.
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2025-08-19 11:22