Bitcoin Crashing? Peter Schiff’s Predictions Are So 2025 😬

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So, crypto’s down again? Of course it is. Why would a multi-trillion-dollar asset class not crash on a Tuesday? Bitcoin’s down 3.18% in 24 hours? That’s just a warm-up for the main event. And 6.99% in seven days? Wow, that’s not even a blip on the radar of my existential dread. 🤷♂️

And guess what? There’s no real reason for this disaster! Just “profit-taking” over the weekend? Because who wouldn’t panic-sell after a week of pretending crypto is a real thing. And where are the fundamentals? Oh right, there are none. It’s just people hoping Elon tweets something stupid. 💀

Enter Peter Schiff, the crypto Cassandra we never asked for. He’s back on X, doing his usual act: “Bitcoin’s below its 2025 high while Nasdaq and gold are up 18% and 42%?!” Oh, let me stop the show-maybe Bitcoin’s not a substitute for gold or stocks? Groundbreaking. 🤡

“Bitcoin has stopped going up. That’s my point. That likely means it’s only just starting to go down.”

– Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff) November 3, 2025

Bravo, Peter. You’ve cracked the code. Now go win a Nobel Prize in Obviousness. But wait-CZ had to chime in with a one-year chart showing BTC up 57.52%? Because, obviously, Schiff forgot how calendars work. Or maybe he’s just bitter that his gold investments aren’t as “revolutionary” as… whatever he’s selling. 🧠

And let’s not forget gold’s little dip-$4,000 per ounce? Pfft. China ending tax rebates? That’s the best excuse we’ve got? Next you’ll tell me the moon is made of cheese. 🧀

Santiment’s latest tweet? Oh, large holders are taking profits. Of course they are! Why would they hold onto a “digital tulip” when they can cash out and buy a yacht instead? Or, you know, a real asset like… air? 🚤

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2025-11-03 16:13