Ah, what folly! In seven days, they burned 46 million SHIB, yet the rate of combustion waned like a candle snuffed by a breeze! Mon dieu, what a farce! The burn rate now plummets 94.35%, as if the tokens whisper, “Nous préférons vivre!” 🤡
The weekly tally? A paltry 46,597,909 SHIB, while the daily burn drowses at 1.3 million-a drop so minuscule, one might think the tokens are napping! 😴 The supply now stands at 589,246,313,129,194, a number so long it makes my quill weep. From a quadrillion, they say? Ah, but what is a quadrillion to a man with no wallet? 💸
HOURLY SHIB UPDATE$SHIB Price: $0.00000786 (1hr 0.98% ▲ | 24hr -0.12% ▼ )
Market Cap: $4,634,988,090 (-0.08% ▼)
Total Supply: 589,246,313,129,194TOKENS BURNT
Past 24Hrs: 1,345,602 (-33.48% ▼)
Past 7 Days: 46,597,909 (-94.35% ▼)– Shibburn (@shibburn) November 23, 2025
The death cross now graces Shiba’s chart, a grim omen for investors who dared hope for a rebound. The market, it seems, is a theater of despair, where even the moon is but a distant dream. 🌙✨
Yet lo! Coinbase, that sly fox, unveils new futures for Shiba, promising to “regulate” chaos with a wink. December 5th: 24/7 trading for altcoin futures! December 12th: U.S. perpetuals for SHIB! And Gemini, ever the jester, offers 100x leverage-because why not bet your soul for a token? 🎲💸
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