Ripple CTO: “We’re Not Selling XRP, We’re Just… Diversifying. Promise. 🤞”
So, Ripple’s CTO David Schwartz is like, “Hey, we’ve got this whole diversified income thing now, so we don’t have to sell XRP to keep the lights on. Isn’t that cute?” 🤑 Basically, they’re trying to be the crypto version of a girl with a side hustle selling candles on Etsy. You know, just in case the whole blockchain thing doesn’t work out.
- Ripple and XRP. Schwartz is out here claiming new revenue streams will make them less desperate to dump XRP. Sure, Jan. 👀
In a recent social media post, Schwartz was all, “Why would we feel more pressure to sell XRP if the price drops? Isn’t it obvious that other income sources would chill us out?” Um, David, honey, we’ve seen your balance sheet. You’re basically a XRP vending machine at this point. 🕹️
Ripple, the company that’s basically XRP’s sugar daddy, has two main gigs: selling XRP like it’s going out of style and peddling enterprise solutions like RippleNet. Because, you know, diversity is the spice of life. Or something.
- Ripple’s revenues. Historically, XRP sales have been their bread and butter. Or should we say, their avocado toast? 🥑
The Financial Times once said Ripple wouldn’t be profitable without selling XRP. And Schwartz basically admitted XRP is their entire personality. So, yeah, this whole “diversification” thing? We’ll believe it when we see it. 🍿
Robert Kiyosaki: “The World’s Ending, Buy Bitcoin! (And Silver. And Probably Gold. And Maybe A Bunker.)” 🌎🔥
Our favorite doomscroller, Robert Kiyosaki, is back with another hot take: “The biggest crash in history is here! Buy Bitcoin!” Because nothing says “financial stability” like a guy who wrote a book about being rich telling you to panic-buy assets. 🤡
- Financial crisis. Kiyosaki’s like the boy who cried wolf, but the wolf is AI and inflation and probably aliens. 👽
In his latest post, Kiyosaki’s all, “Silver’s great, but Bitcoin’s still in the mix!” Because, you know, nothing says “durable store of value” like a currency that swings wilder than a telenovela plot. 🎢
- Safe haven? He’s blaming AI disruption and macro signals for the apocalypse. Honestly, at this point, we’re just waiting for him to blame the weather. ☔
Kiyosaki’s been sounding the alarm for so long, we’re starting to think he just likes the attention. But hey, if he’s right, we’ll all be too busy bartering with Bitcoin to care. 🛒
Shiba Inu: “Short Sellers, Meet The Burn Unit. 🔥🐶”
Shiba Inu decided to stop being a sad meme coin for a hot second and actually go up. SHIB holders are like, “Wait, this thing can go up? Since when?” 🤯
- Minor rebound. SHIB jumped 3.93% to $0.000007952. Which, let’s be real, is still basically nothing. But hey, it’s something! 🎉
After four days of dropping like it owed someone money, SHIB did a 180. Short sellers were like, “Wait, what?” and got burned harder than a toast in a 90s sitcom. 🍞🔥
- Huge wipeout. $46,210 in short liquidations? Ouch. That’s 5.8 billion SHIB tokens. Someone’s having a bad day. 😬
According to CoinGlass, open interest for SHIB jumped 5% to $78.57 million. So, yeah, people are still gambling on this dog. When will they learn? 🐕🦺
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