Mon dieu! The esteemed Tom Lee, maestro of BitMine, has once again taken the Ethereum stage with a performance so grand, even Molière himself would gasp in delight! 🎭✨
While the firm’s appetite for Ethereum is no secret, their recent staking spree-$340 million in 24 hours!-has left the crypto world clutching their chandeliers in sheer bewilderment. 💰💨
Arkham, the oracle of blockchain analytics, whispers of BitMine’s latest coup: a staggering 0.985% of Ethereum’s supply now locked in staking, worth $3.69 billion! One might say it’s less a treasury and more a gilded cage for ETH. 🔒💸
A Portfolio So Grand, It Could Star in a Tragedy
With 2.628 million ETH (or $8.15 billion) in their coffers, BitMine’s holdings are now more “locked in” than a Parisian boulangerie at midnight. 🥐🔐
Their strategy? A series of transactions so large, each deposit could fund a new Molière play… if only the actors weren’t all investing in Bitcoin. 🎭Ƀ
Tom Lee, Wall Street’s crypto bard, now dances to the same tune as his firm: “ETH or it is nothing!” Yet, with nearly 1% of ETH already staked, the question lingers: Will BitMine stake it all, or is this merely the first act of a long-running farce? 🎭🧐
The crypto crowd, ever the drama queens, wonders if BitMine’s final act will be a triumphant encore or a tragic fall from grace. But for now, the curtain rises on a tale of greed, glory, and a whole lot of ETH. 🚀💸
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2026-01-13 02:07