My dear financial aficionados, gather ’round! Riot Platforms, that darling of the digital realm, has unveiled its first-quarter 2026 revenue: a modest $167.2 million. A mere whisper above last year’s $161.4 million, but who’s counting? Certainly not the chap at the helm.
- Riot raked in $167.2 million, with data center income reaching a rather respectable $33.2 million. Not too shabby, old sport.
- AMD, in a fit of optimism, doubled its contracted Riot data center capacity to 50 megawatts. One can only assume they’ve taken leave of their senses.
- Riot, ever the busy bee, sold 3,778 BTC in Q1 and then, in a flourish of generosity, transferred another 500 BTC to NYDIG. How utterly splendid.
The company, bless its heart, produced 1,473 Bitcoin during the quarter. A tad less than the 1,530 Bitcoin of yesteryear, but one mustn’t quibble over such trifles.
Riot, in a moment of sheer audacity, recorded its first quarter of data center revenue at $33.2 million. This included $0.9 million in operating lease revenue and $32.2 million from tenant fit-out services. Quite the coup, wouldn’t you say?
CEO Jason Les, with a flourish of his rhetorical cane, declared the quarter a “definitive inflection point for Riot.” One can only imagine the champagne corks popping at such news.
AMD Doubles Down on Riot’s Folly
Riot, in a stroke of luck, announced that AMD exercised an option for another 25 megawatts of capacity. This brings AMD’s total contracted capacity with Riot to a staggering 50 megawatts. Les, ever the optimist, proclaimed this “validates” Riot’s ability to cater to large tenants. How utterly reassuring.
The company, with a straight face, now plans to use its approved power portfolio to expand the data center business. One can only wish them the best of British luck.
Bitcoin Sales: A Necessary Evil
Riot’s Bitcoin mining revenue, alas, took a tumble to $111.9 million from $142.9 million a year prior. The company, with a sigh, blamed lower Bitcoin prices and a higher global network hash rate. Such is life, my dear reader.
The cost to mine Bitcoin, excluding depreciation, rose to a rather alarming $44,629. Riot, with a shrug, attributed this to a 24% increase in the average global network hash rate. One must keep a stiff upper lip in such trying times.
Riot, in a moment of financial pragmatism, sold 3,778 Bitcoin in Q1 2026, generating $289.5 million in proceeds. And, in a flourish of generosity, sent another 500 BTC to NYDIG, worth a cool $39 million. How utterly philanthropic.
Riot Stock: A Silver Lining
Riot ended the quarter with 15,679 Bitcoin, of which 5,802 were held as collateral. The total Bitcoin holdings, valued at a rather impressive $1.1 billion, based on a March 31 Bitcoin price of $68,222. Not too shabby, old bean.
The company, with a healthy balance sheet, held $282.5 million in cash, including $76.9 million in restricted cash. Riot shares, in a moment of triumph, closed at $17.24 on Thursday, gaining a respectable 7.9% during the session. Bravo, Riot, bravo!
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2026-05-01 12:27