Trump’s Crypto Dream: 41% Crash & Token Burn! 💸🔥

Oh, the Trump family’s DeFi venture, World Liberty Financial, now dances to the tune of token buybacks and burns, as its tokens, once soaring like eagles, now plummet by 41% in September’s tempest. 🦅💸

On Friday, the project declared a ritual of token buybacks and burns, a desperate attempt to revive a dying flame. “We shall disclose every act of destruction,” they vowed, as if transparency could mend fractured trust. 🤷‍♂️

Token buybacks and burns, those arcane rites of capitalism, are meant to quell the chaos of falling prices. To buy back is to embrace the ghost of value, to burn is to send tokens to the void-eternal exile for the digital proletariat. 🕳️

The WLFI token’s descent began in September, when it traded at $0.19, a shadow of its former self, $0.33, now a distant memory. A 41% fall, a tragedy fit for a tragic hero. 🎭

WLFI Buyback & Burn: A Governance Ballad

Following a community vote, 99% in favor, the WLFI team now pledges to collect fees from liquidity pools, then purchase tokens to burn them-because nothing says “growth” like erasing your own supply. 🧙‍♂️

“Every trade will remove WLFI from circulation,” they claim, as if scarcity alone could resurrect a dying dream. A noble quest, though one wonders if the market will heed the call. 🧠

Yet, the team clarifies: only fees from their own pools are fair game. Third-party liquidity? A sacred cow, untouched by the flames. 🐄🔥

How Many Tokens Will Be Destroyed? 🤔

Speculators whisper of 4 million tokens burned daily, a 2% annual purge. But the proposal remains a riddle, a cryptic scroll. “How many?” the masses ask, while the team remains silent. 📜

CryptoMoon reached out, but the void replied. A fitting end for a project that thrives on ambiguity. 🌌

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2025-09-26 12:40