A Bitcoin wallet, which had slumbered with the dignity of a British aristocrat on a Sunday for 12 years, suddenly sprang to life this weekend, transferring a cool $44.29 million worth of BTC. Blockchain sleuths at Lookonchain, ever vigilant in their digital detective work, noted the transaction-prompting the usual chorus of “IS SATOSHI ALIVE?!” from the crypto-enthusiast peanut gallery. 🎩🧃
“A wallet older than TikTok’s entire existence has dared to move 400.08 $BTC ($44.29M)-a sum once considered a king’s ransom, now pocket change for a crypto vampire. 🧛🏻♂️💸”
“The coins were mined when ‘blockchain’ was still a buzzword whispered at obscure tech conferences, not a religion.”
– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) September 29, 2025 🕵️♂️🔍
The address “1ArUG…waWT” (presumably named after a forgotten Victorian heirloom) emptied its 400 BTC stash into tidy 15 BTC parcels, like a digital Marie Kondo tidying up. Alas, the identity of the wallet’s owner remains as mysterious as the plot of a Dan Brown novel. 🕵️♀️
When Satoshi-era wallets throw tantrums
Twelve years of dormancy saw BTC’s price balloon from $135 to $112k-a return so absurd it would make a stockbroker weep into their Guinness. Analysts, ever eager to spin tales, speculate these movements are either “long-term holders cashing out” or “ghosts of cypherpunks past haunting the blockchain.” 🎭
September saw five wallets, older than the EU’s GDPR regulations, shuffle 50 BTC each from 2010. In July, a Bitcoin whale (80,009 BTC strong) staged a dramatic exit to Binance, Coinbase, and co.-either a savvy liquidity move or a belated existential crisis. 🐋🏦
One can only wonder: Is this the dawn of a mass liquidation? A blockchain midlife crisis? Or merely someone finally remembering their password after a decade-long nap? 🤷♂️💤
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2025-09-29 17:05